Me: :)
target self checkout security camera: you look like this
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TED DANSON BEING TAUGHT HOW TO DO THE FLOSS IS THE GREATEST THING YOU’LL EVER WATCH.
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Fun fact: I had abs once.
Christmas was good
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Slow mo belly is the best belly
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kissing under the mistletoe is so overrated. deep throat him.
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