I got blood inside my phone charging port and now it only works 50% of the time
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as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary
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pussy had me like yaaaaay~ ^_^
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as i approach the end of my lease im reminded of this beautiful fixture in my home
thank you, landlords, for everything you do.
im not sure what it is you do, but you make significantly more money than me so it must be something, right?
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they are swimming around ur blog
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they are swimming around ur blog
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hey hey hey
Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)
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the magic of the future
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i need a job at the making characters factory
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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean
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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine
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4/25/2004: MCR opens for Avenged Sevenfold at the State Theatre in St. Petersburg, FL🩸 #Revenge20
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the stoic teenager to being on the verge of tears anytime something slightly inconvenient happens adult pipeline is very real
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