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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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Large chunks of the US (basically everywhere but the PNW) are going to see a heatwave soon! Please make sure you

-limit time spent outside, if possible

-are stocked up on water and ice

-keep your blinds down and curtains drawn

-have fans going

-keep an eye on your pets and make sure they have ready access to water

-know the signs of heatstroke!

If anyone else has heatwave tips please feel free to share them :)

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people who take care of children are so patient and it is beautiful. I’m in the bathroom at work and a gaggle of probably like 10 children just came in and one of them instantly ran upto my stall door and yelled “WHATS THIS?” while banging on it. thought I was under attack. for a moment I was a medieval knight watching the castle wall be sieged. defeat was imminent.

then another one loudly and insightfully declared, “EWW IT SMELLS LIKE POO!!!” Possibly because it’s the peepee poopoo room where people peepee and poopoo. worst seven minutes of my life.

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crisp glass of water moodboard

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can i matchmake you guys somehow?

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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just so you know i wrote a poem one time that i hated and i was so so so embarrassed about but i had to post it as part of a whole situation with some friends and it got like 3 million likes across my socials and people made zines about it and adapted it to songs

and then i wrote a poem a month ago and i was like "this is my best work yet. it's the most important piece to me i've ever written and sharing it will be self actualizing." my friends didn't even like it.

and the point here is that i talk to so many artists who make something successful and then they're so scared to follow it up and they say "what if the next thing i make sucks?"

it might! that's art babbeeyyyyyy!! so make a third thing!

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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we as a society do not explore proxy sex enough………….

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these are KILLING me

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”