cutevirgo

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'respectively' is such a good sentence modifier. it allows you to define lists in parallel and zip them

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8am to like 1pm today was so busy i didn’t even eat my 10am yogurt until after 12:45!!! i am taking necessary phone time until i am no longer able to ignore my job

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due to budgetary constraints we've redefined the American Dream to be dry humping on the clock

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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon

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Happy Fuck Fidelity Friday to all who celebrate

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need to have someone in love with me who’s a little freak about it

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Clamshell inside-outside pool designed by Nick Powell of Craig Bragdy Designs

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new guy has been here like almost 2 months and still rubbing us all the wrong ways at all the worst times and then going well im just trying to help i can’t believe I’m not allowed to help and it’s like dude i know you don’t do jack shit in your roll but the rest of us are struggling with the CRM system transition and at WITS END !!! like if you’re going to take initiative for something you have been told NOT TO DO just talk to someone first just say hey im gonna do that if it’s cool because that is someone else’s jurisdiction and everyone is on edge because we are losing control of what we used to have full control over !!!

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I literally can't wait to start getting wrinkles so people stop mistaking me for a high schooler

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well at least i don’t have kids

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being crazy over fictional characters is so funny cuz you'll be fine all day and then you start Thinking and then you can feel yourself transform in real time

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at the end of the day lets go crazy crazy crazy till we see the sun

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okay technically! I am around the average height of an ~American woman~ and still some of these ‘petite’ length pants are still kinda long

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that lady that said miss megans music makes her want to fight was so wrong and we all know this that was some heinous shit like i dont think she knows what wanting to fight feels like there’s so many songs and artists that do a great job of starting a brawl i do not know how you listen to meg and not want to shake ass and party

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been listening to a lot of kneecap lately and therefore other irish post punk

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Isn't it fucking insane that so many people think that IQs are real. Like people genuinely believe you are born with one set level of intelligence that can be measured on a scale from 1 to ~200. As if intelligence wasn't extremely nuanced and completely subjective. And the fact that the majority of scientists that have advocated for IQ tests in the past have been eugenicists doesn't seem to concern anyone either