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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.

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due to inflation the answer to life the universe and everything is now 48

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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Do you think that Rick's car/garage knew that it was based on Diane prior to Unmortricken? I never even considered the possibility that it didn't until the other day when I realised how much more sense the salty 'you made me sound like your dead wife' line makes if the ship/garage discovered the truth at the same time that we did.

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there's no way I'm leaving this town

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New York

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was just saying this lol

fucking insane to me that people can be mean to kids. this thing is four to five shoe boxes tall and youre shouting at it ?? ? what is your damage the mf just got here.

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appreciate and value when you notice your self worth isn't dependent on others

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I have an ever-present sadness

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why though.

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hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

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butch werewolf rights

now on inprnt!

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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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I love adding "Reddit" to the end of all my google searches I will never stop.