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To the Office of Personnel fuckwads, specifically the Wank-Panzer humping moron Muskrat, Leon.
- I administered the management of risk in accordance with my job duties.
- I then mitigated a potential risk in a system which is sensitive, and the sensitive nature of the data is such that you can’t know.
- I discharged faithfully, the duties of the office I hold.
- I defended the Constitution of the United States, against enemies foreign, and DOGE.
- I answered an email that the upper management said was legitimate, and added the bullet points you see here.
Please find yourself encouraged to print this out, fold it into sharp corners and place it in a particular orifice of the Lone Molkusk, wherein it would cause excruciating pain.
I hope this finds Elon and the rest of the DOGE crew stuck in a feeling where they have to sneeze, and never do, for the rest of their lives.
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Mama squirrel, still here (we thought she was dead or effed off) SHOULDERS DEEP in the bird feeder. 😂🤣
Embracing small, joyous moments is how I plan on spending the last week of Democracy in the US.
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