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One day I’ll draw this beauty in his uniform. But I’ve been really wanting to draw my Captain OC for In Space with Markiplier! Meet Ambrose in all his casual clothing glory! (…and without a shirt) Hopefully when motivated enough, I’ll make an info sheet for him. :D For now, I hope you like him!

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Reblogging because they have nawt left my head

Orange and pear sfw and nsfw hcs?

(They can be separate or together)

OOOOOOOHHHHHHH HERE WE GO!

Def some pearange here. Mostly Orange hcs

(They will be hoomans with the same cartoon physics as their food counterparts here)

Sfw hcs:

Orange will sit on pear's lap while the latter is reading, and he will sometimes fall asleep on him (and Pear won't admit this but even tho Orange's sleep-motorboating is loud as hell, he thinks its oddly cute)

Pear plays string instruments (its canon, he has a ukulele in his room and made a whole rock music video), he practices and even sings a bit when he has time. And Orange listens in with genuine adoration, which he'll deny of you call him out on it.

Speaking of, we don't talk enough about Orange getting flustered and shy and trying to deny his crush. That's fricking adorable, I need that injected into my veins. Seeing the Prince of Puns with his usually carefree and prideful attitude crumble into a stammering pathetic (yknow, in an attractive way) red-faced mess is awesome 👍👍 And even tho he's usually like that with passion, I think if you ask if he flirts w/ pear he'll immediately get nervous af.

Just like with Passion, He'll (in a panic-y manner) tell you he does NOT like pear that way. And Pear will do the same, except probably a more controlled response than the former. They know the kitchen crew well and there's no way in hell the crew will let them live it down.

I imagine both of them are touch-starved, I mean come on.

Whose more protective? Pear usually only worries about Orange if he's in life threatening danger, if Orange survives Pear will scold him while clinging to his torso ("ORANGE YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!" kinda thing) meanwhile AO is jus ":))))". Any other danger he doesn't worry about (actually, he worries more about whose threatening orange.). AO, well, he might not show it, but Pear in any danger that's out of the show's control is a big deal. Seeing Pear get physically hurt isn't the end of the world (even in the human world, they get blown up and cut all the time for show. Orange pretty much just gives his peers medical attention after they're done filming), but if someone were to..attack Pear in a sort of way, that's a different story. Orange will get in-between his bookworm-buddy and whoever is bothering him and to what he does best, annoy the unwanted pest! If the person is still persistent (or 'pear'sistent), Orange even goes so far as to stage a little accident. After that, he'll check if Pear is okay and stays beside him for the rest of the day (and Pear has gratitude for that).

Due to his antics, negative feedback is practically the norm for Orange. He's so used to getting yelled at or snarky remarks, that receiving anything positive will catch him off guard (sad, I know). Pear catches on to this and finds ways to show his love in public (without people knowing). He started small, letting Orange hold his hand, leaning into Orange whenever they're next to eachother, watching him sleep, Pear doesn't exactly need to worry about personal space when it comes to AO. Heck, he could lay on the latter and it wouldn't cause any discomfort.

These little gestures left Orange stunned. Not sure how to react to genuine affection, especially from someone who denies their bond. Not complaining though! He tries to laugh it off and make the most of this. Orrrr he'll tease Pear about it, win-win for him either way.

Obviously, Orange shows his affection in a very different way...I think that's self explanatory. He jokingly flirts and teases whenever he can, making sure to keep it ridiculous to create the illusion that his feelings for Pear are just platonic and AO is just screwing around with him like always (cuz if it seems very forward, people will think its a joke, right?).

Sometimes, Orange will casually show caring feelings (such as affirmations) Pear and mean it. And since he's almost never self-aware (trust me Orange has NO clue) of how his words affect others, he won't even take note of Pear's dumbfounded blushing expression. In short, Orange can be very charismatic without knowing it.

Now of course, Pear starts to take it a litttllle further. Remember that Pear might be awkward and basic, but he's as smart as Orange is noisy and can read him like a book. So making him blush is easy. Things like gifts (example: t-shirts w/ jokes on them), hugs, and praise do the trick. Or teasing Orange back, that's very effective! And it's super fun turning the tables on AO.

Now for the NSFW. If ur a minor and haven't left already, I suggest u skeddadle! (idk how to warn you about the certain things ur gonna read, well I do, but Idk how to put it in words, so all I can say is brace yourself)

NSFW hcs

First off, I HC that both these mfs are switches of some sort.

Pear is a pretty casual switch, doesn't mind getting dominated or being the one to dom. While he's not exactly the most romantic (and he's definitely a little self-conscious), he makes sure the session is at least decent (and it is!).

Now if Orange gets nervous and red in the face with just hanging out with his crushes, imagine what even thinking about having sex w/ them does! Sure, I imagine AO has experience with casual sex and he can definitely do something with his tongue. But if the deed he's doing has him in a vulnerable position you bet Orange is gonna bury his beet-red face in his hands like the embarrassed whimpering loser he is (i love him for that). Orange is definitely down to fuck, just shy af, yknow?

Despite his shyness, the Prince of puns is a committed mother fucker, a people pleaser at heart (in his own questionable way). A service switch (a bit subby) who won't tap out till the other is completely satisfied, even if his brain is 0.2 seconds away from frying (which, according to Canon, can happen). Orange doesn't even care about getting pleasured back, his s/o could leave him with blue balls for all he cared. Just takes pride in being the reason the person feels so good.

But of course, he's not gonna complain if he receives it. Orange will practically melt and squirm and might even nut on the spot (keep in mind he's not a very stable individual whose SO not used to affection so yeah its a lil overwhelming) from touch.

Kay let's talk about AO's kinks and preferences! Now I feel like the shit that happens in the show would leave him as a little bit of a masochist (in canon, one of the Christmas song its said Orange got a whip, a FUCKING WHIP), or just laughing from physical pain in general. Whipping, biting, spanking, scratching, scalding water, any looney tunes shit Orange responds with lustful giggles (though he would never admit to anyone that this stuff is arousing to him.). Especially with anything involving explosions, the scorching burnt sensation on AO's crotch makes him see stars. Getting cut, however, doesn't sit well with him (wonder why).

Something I noticed in canon. Passion Fruit is a blackbelt in pretty much everything (plus she's a secret agent), and Pear is a blackbelt in Juice-jitsu (according to the episode Wickedpedia). Further confirming Orange loves a partner who can kick his ass.

Like I said before, Orange gets weak in the knees for praise. Tell him 'how he's doing such a good job and he's such a good boy' and he'll fucking overheat. Tries to return the favor in the form of puns, because this is the Annoying Orange. But if you caress some of his weak spots (ex: his neck, face, mouth, behind the ears, torso, and of course his dick) with your mouth then the joke will be cut short or forgotten all together (open mouth kisses are especially effective). I think receiving puns that are praises will instantly turn him on, no doubt.

As for preferences, Orange strikes me as a thigh and legs guy. Likes having his head straddled between the thighs, or having his crotch rubbed by a leg.

AO's favorite thing to do during sex is DEFINITELY oral! I mean, everyone knows his most powerful weapon is his mouth (and not just verbally), especially with a tongue with a "ton"gue of length and dexterity! And if his human!au tongue is as long and strong as his canon tongue, then that sucker can double as wet bondage (if ur into that shit). And yes, I do think Orange likes having his face sat on (and it shut him up so win-win)

Ohhhhh and I forgot to mention! This is the Annoying Orange we're talking about, it doesn't take an expert to know he's gonna be as noisy in the sheets as he is in the streets. I'm talking high pitched moans, yelps, whimpers combined with laughter, screams, Orange might even cry a little ngl. But yeah that bastards gonna wail and its gonna be embarrassing.

I could go on forever but I don't wanna dump everything at once. Hope u like it!

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My name is Abed.

I’m a survivor from Gaza, holding on to hope in a world that has fallen apart around me. 💔

The life I once knew — my home, my family, my sense of safety — has been shattered by war. Today, I live among the ruins, trying to find a path forward through the rubble and heartbreak. 🏚

Every moment is a battle against fear and uncertainty. What was once ordinary — a safe place to sleep, a future to dream of — now feels like a distant memory. 🕊️

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I hope you and your family find refuge in this dark place of a time. May God be with you and bless you. 🙏🏼

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Please beloved picture

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I farted. Omg this art is so good

Devotion and uncertainty

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Maybe turning the song heat abnormal into a reality don’t sound like a bad idea after all. I’m ready for this world to go and everyone with it.

God just take us already.

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official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

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Damn this is really making me about to create a Scout blog using my AU Scout-

TRUST ME FREN, I WILL MAKE ONE

HALLOOOO!!

I am a Medic rp account. Basically uhhh rambling and answering questions and talking!! Pleaseeee tell me if you wanna rp with me as another tf2 merc/character.

this account will make many references to canon, but will 100% stray from canon, for example, Medic is GAY!! If any Scout rpers wanna rp mediscout PLEASEEEEE tell me!!

//ooc

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Reblogging for the sake of staring at this handsome ass art again.

what if: the forbidden kiss option 😳

uhh by popular demand XD since y'all really liked that TCS part

Twitter: X

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Androgynous ahh style

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Am I the only one who’s like genuinely not happy that it’s officially 2025 now?

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Hello 👋,

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The ongoing war in Gaza has torn my family apart. My mother and newborn sister are stranded in Egypt, while I, along with the rest of my sex family members, am trapped in the midst of the genocide in Gaza. We have not only been separated but have also lost our home and are enduring unimaginable hardships. 💔

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I refuse to believe this wacko’s canon name is HERBERT LUDWIG.

He’ll forever be Ludwig Humboldt to me ion give af

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After the release of comic 7, I now gotta change the last name of General! Scout- WE FINALLY GOT HIS FUCKING LAST NAME

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His torso’s gone.

over here stress drawing cuz my mom will not stop asking me for money (I’m broke now)

edit: his torso’s back

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I have sequenced my chapters ready enough for writing! As I did struggle with titling and such. I will not say what it’s certain colors are for, but I hope you guys will be excited to look forward to these chapters when I write them!

Monologue

Chapter I - Leaving the Nest

Chapter II - Acquaintances

Chapter III - Team Bonding

Chapter IV - Spoils of Battle

Chapter V - Reassurances

Chapter VI - Progressions

Chapter VII - To What Lingers In the Dark

Chapter VIII - Prognostication

Chapter IX - Calm Before the Storm

Chapter X - The Start to Inevitable End

Chapter XI - Cold War

Chapter XII - Fractures

Chapter XIII - The Answers I Need

Chapter XIV - When Morals Fight With Logic

Chapter XV - Guidance in Wanting Faith

Chapter XVI - An Overture to Jane

Chapter XVII - Evil Eye

Chapter XVII - The Rise of Scout

Chapter XVIII - Captain Willis

Chapter XIX - New Blood in the Snow

Chapter XX - The Fire in His Heart

Chapter XXI - Error in the Afterlife

Chapter XXII - Suppressed Worries

Chapter XXIII - He Who Guides the Lost

Chapter XXIV - Slow Fruition

Chapter XXV - Lieutenant’s Ballad

Chapter XXVI - A Moment of Refuge

Chapter XXVII - A Break in the Night Shift

Chapter XXVIII - Truths Uncovered…

Chapter XXIX - Wrath of the Lieutenant

Chapter XXX - Where the Elpis Began to Fade

Chapter XXXI - Unity of Man

Chapter XXXII - MIND BREAK

Chapter XXXIII - The Fate of the Bloomed Aconite

Chapter XXXIV- The War’s End

Chapter XXXV - People vs. Teufort

Chapter XXXVI - His Bittersweet Repose

Chapter XXXVII- Serenity Beyond Separation

Epilogue

Now to draw the cover. HAHAAHZSCYUSGSOGUC