i love wizards bc they fucking lie all the time. gandalf was like “a wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he means to” lying ass. he was late as fuck. wizards will just say whatever. it doesn’t even matter when you have a big ass hat
Shoutout to all those people that have jobs like cleaning the bathrooms in rest areas or gas stations, to the people that take out the trash and wash dishes in restaurants, school janitors, house maids. You’re doing jobs that don’t get much recognition but are some of the toughest. stay awesome
Thor and Carol give off the same ‘dumb ass jock’ vibes, but like in a neutral good way, like they can bench press you and have one brain cell between them, but they also remember everyone’s birthdays and thank bus drivers
beautiful blond idiots. Also, neither of them are straight, thanks for coming for my TED talk
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