cxyotl
cxyotl
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cxyotl · 12 minutes ago
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i love sadie have i said that before.
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cxyotl · 13 minutes ago
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[with full awareness I am about to offer the most violent and least helpful solution to the problem at hand] perhaps it is time... for a woman's touch
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cxyotl · 21 minutes ago
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I have a lot of rdr2 headcanons but the only hill I’ll die on is that Sean is touch-starved but doesn’t have the vocabulary to express it
The way he talks about Darragh, it seems like he loved him dearly and they had a good relationship (if we can believe everything he says, which I think we can since he doesn’t exactly say anything outlandish; it’s more that he’s repeating the same stories so much that it annoys the others). But being on the run so much they would have been in close quarters and I can imagine many nights where he had no choice but to sleep on top of him for lack of a better spot and it quickly became a source of comfort (humans bond with touch, after all).
ie Hosea puts a hand on his shoulder and he brightens up but in his mind he’s wishing he would put his arm around him and hold him the way his da used to bc this is the closest thing he has to a parent now
If the other guys wouldn’t push him off he’d be draped over them when he’s in a mood; cuddling not an emasculating thing for him, he would kill for some casual pda with the people he views as his family esp if he’s been drinking but he’s in a camp of TOUGH cowboys who aren’t going to let him share body heat even if they were in the frozen wastes 😔 the girls would let him but he can only go so long without making an inappropriate joke and then he’s banned from their tent for a bit
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cxyotl · 26 minutes ago
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I RAISED HIM!!!!!! IN DEVON!!!!!!!!!!!!
duffy nation movie night we’re watching war horse
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cxyotl · 1 hour ago
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Man, we have got to stop treating art like it has an expiration date. That show stopped airing? Doesn’t mean it can’t haunt your every waking thought. Everybody’s into this album, but you don’t have the energy for new music right now? It’ll be waiting for you when you’re ready. That movie’s fifty years old and indie as shit? Incredible, you have the chance to share it with folks who might never otherwise feel that particular punch of delight. Books don’t go bad. Shows inspire fandoms decades after they’ve wrapped up. We’re still looking at cave paintings and statue work from ancient times and letting the joy of creation bring tears to our eyes. That’s the point of art. It’s as close to immortality as we ever get. Why try to give that magic a shelf life?
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cxyotl · 1 hour ago
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whenever a popular post has a minor typo i use my warrior's soul to go to the original post to reblog the version where they fixed the typo. it's what i would want, were i in their place...
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cxyotl · 2 hours ago
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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real
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cxyotl · 2 hours ago
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cxyotl · 3 hours ago
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oh my god...duffyhead who loves whales as well...if theres a niche for this i need to fill it..? we need to make him a whale or assign him one or something? my heart says hes a mysticete but hes kind of giving a little porpoise? or a big stupid one like a beaked whale for his chops? aah..!!
omg mysticetus in my inbox hi❤️ ur so right … i thought about this during my whole flight today. first instinct was orca <- girl who is obsessed with orcas. then i was like oughhh beaked whales … they very often show up dead on shores (kieran core … ggrrghhhg..) but then. like humpback just came to me. ur so right about him being big and stupid and a mysticete and humpback pectoral fins and head shape are just SO kieran to me idk what it is but all the little wiggles and bumps ❤️❤️❤️ they are also altruistic and risk their lives to help others .. interested to see ur opinion tho !!
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he thinks horse + fish = whale and that’s okay. whatever it takes to give him the whale obsession …
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cxyotl · 3 hours ago
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having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro
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cxyotl · 4 hours ago
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obsessed with how arthur is all “I can’t be bothered” and “I better get paid” until he encounters one of the gays then he’s nothing but warm and helpful
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cxyotl · 23 hours ago
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lets execute colm odriscoll with mama
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cxyotl · 1 day ago
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made on my dsi. sing along:
wilma the whale, where’d you go? (♪ ♪) in the deep you tease us below (♪ ♪) suffocate in the love that people shower you in (♪ ♪) camera flash and a fin (♪ ♪) they don’t even know that they don’t even know that I would bite their stupid little heads off all of it was torture I was just a baby I am not your friend
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cxyotl · 1 day ago
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my two favorite Karen pics that I’ve taken
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cxyotl · 1 day ago
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happy pride month xox <3
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cxyotl · 1 day ago
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i have made like 57 reddit throwaway accounts in my life because my only use for reddit is to login once a year to pose niche questions to a sub i assume is compromised of mostly autistic dads desperate to impart their knowledge upon anyone who will listen. when i got my first fisheries job the equipment list my boss sent me just said “knife.” i emailed back asking what kind of knife and he replied “any knife.” i got on reddit and went to some sub about fish and i said “i got a hatchery job in alaska. what knife do i need for multipurpose use. a knife that does it all.” one guy responded in ten minutes breaking down everything about knives & salmon work. gave me a better idea of my job than the interview did. then he recommended a single knife and like twenty other people replied after him “this is the correct knife. no notes.”
bought it. pretty good knife, no notes.
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cxyotl · 1 day ago
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UGHHHH i miss kirn . i miss him a lot. i was gonna get this playthrough done so i could put all my focus on undertale but i fear i might have to restart the game. again. just to see my guy.
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