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PSA (public sippy announcement)

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One of the best things about the White Collar fandom is that we really don’t care what their relationship is. These two guys? Are they father and son, are they lovers, are they soulmates of various forms? WHO CARES, THEY AREN’T NORMAL FOR EACH OTHER and thats the whole point! The point isn’t about the relationship, its about this crazy ridiculous bonkers feral love and magnetism that pulls these two together and i love it

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Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

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i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential

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gee! i sure do love this complex female character with COMPLEX thoughts and COMPLEX feelings and COMPLEX reasons for her actions. surely the fandom wont villainize her and make her into a irredeemable monster for doing something even slightly unkind! (male character has done something a 100x worse.) looks at social media oh! well surely they wont water down her character into a single trait and/or only examine her at surface level, misrepresenting her entire personality, motives, and values! looks at social media again oh.

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you say youre queer but youve blocked multiple queer blogs. whats the truth?

I hate to break it to you but queer people are still capable of being annoying

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Our old house had wood paneled walls

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Tumblr is good for creative types because the tag system lets you be truly deranged about how much you like it without feeling as Exposed as a Comment Section

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Reblog this to sprinkle some love on prev!

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i would give birth 99 times and put them all up for adoption and then have kne more kid who i keep so that they can have some sort kf fucked up version of survivors guilt

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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a child came into the nature center and saw tadpoles for the first time and when i told him they're baby frogs he thought i was lying and i suddenly realized that if you're 3 and don't know that tadpoles become frogs it does sound pretty fake. this kid will not fall for made up shit online he is a born skeptic.

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I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.

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i will never make a fandom sideblog you will get everything on one blog and you will like it. you will learn to love all my interests even if you followed for just one. my blog #myblog

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Where's my Breakfast?

Oil on Panel 30x30 cm

Artist: Daniel Arthur