cyanlemonade

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The cute girl on the subway can’t seem to stop staring at you! This would be great, except that her clothes are several centuries out of date, no one else seems to be able to see her, and you haven’t seen her blink. Not even once.

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knight in a funny hat

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what would happen if a werewolf and a vampire bit a human at the same time

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mary magdalene:

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you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*

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Does Jesus X Judas count as historical RPF

cant you guys ever just ask me about my day

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frogivness. rb to give a frog to the person you rb’d from

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*does a gay little dance that pisses you off*

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the mandela effect is so funny like. imagine being confronted with the fact that you misremembered some trivial detail and you have the deranged self confidence to assume that Reality Itself was Altered rather than admit to yourself you were wrong

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tumblr tags are fucked up for me rn they type what im saying like 5 times like im trapped in a well and its echoing around how am i meant to make my little jokes now :(

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imagine going to college for four years and spending thousands of dollars in tuition to do surface level thematic analysis of a children's book series and then saying you pioneered a field of study

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I'm afraid there's a humongous fungus amongus

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crazy how sometimes u dance alone to your favorite song in your bedroom and you are like oh yeah thats why im alive

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Sorry for bleeding everywhere Its because Im gods specialest boy