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[cybercunk]

It is with great regret that I must inform you that my audio is not consistent. My room's proportions are everchanging just like in House of Leaves, except it's the House of Stays, and it's as exciting in here as it is to wait for your pizza at Greggs. Come on, I don't see why their microwave is slower to operate than mine. This is greatly distracting, leading me to stop in the middle of a sentence as I catch a glimpse of my room rearranging itself. Sadly, this will have to do.

[cybercunk]

Sorry for the delay; my microphone is behaving like a poltergeist recently.

I shall exorcise it and resume recording soon. Thank you for your understanding as well as any holy water you could afford to share.