cyberdog-gabe

[cyberdog-gabe]

GRRR….

I fell asleep in the dirt, woke up to being squished by a snuppy

[cyberdog-gabe]

BARK!

I fell asleep in the dirt, woke up to being squished by a snuppy

[cyberdog-gabe]

*whine*

[someone (perhaps the monkey this is from) throws a Monkey paw at the think tank]

*W-what's this? Borous you touch it!*

Why do I always have to touch The FREAKY STUFF???

*Because you're a freaky bastard*

Wait...I'll do it...

STOP YOUR WHINING AND DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!

*But Kleeeeein*

NO

{#I kinda wanted to see Dala Touch it#}

DOCTOR O IS GONNA TOUCH IT

*What? Why???*

BECAUSE...WELL BECAUSE YOU'RE THE LEAST VALUABLE MEMBER OF THE THINK TANK

[Doctor 0 Touches the Monkey's paw]

*I wish That you weren't such an Asshole...*

[wish Granted, Four left]

*I'm sorry, what the fuck*

DOCTOR O YOU UNLEASHED A CURSE ON US YOU-YOU ABSOLUTELY GENIUS INDIVIDUAL

What

What

{#What#}

*Yeah, what the fuck???*

YOU INTELLECTUAL! Y-YOU ABSOLUTE INTELLECTUAL! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!????

*Uh. My wish was granted???*

{#GIMME#}

*8 NO-*

[Doctor 8 Grabs the Monkey's paw]

{#I WISH FOR A WORKING VOICEBOX#}

[wish granted, three wishes left]

FUCK YES!!!!

A wish-Granting Monkey's paw? Ingenious! I must STUDY IT-

NO-DO-DO NOT TOUCH IT.

[Borous Picks up the Monkey's paw, What will he ever wish for?]

— I wish for an ENDLESS supply of human test subjects!!! With no ethical qualms of course. —

[cyberdog-gabe]

BARK

[someone (perhaps the monkey this is from) throws a Monkey paw at the think tank]

*W-what's this? Borous you touch it!*

Why do I always have to touch The FREAKY STUFF???

*Because you're a freaky bastard*

Wait...I'll do it...

STOP YOUR WHINING AND DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!

*But Kleeeeein*

NO

{#I kinda wanted to see Dala Touch it#}

DOCTOR O IS GONNA TOUCH IT

*What? Why???*

BECAUSE...WELL BECAUSE YOU'RE THE LEAST VALUABLE MEMBER OF THE THINK TANK

[Doctor 0 Touches the Monkey's paw]

*I wish That you weren't such an Asshole...*

[wish Granted, Four left]

*I'm sorry, what the fuck*

DOCTOR O YOU UNLEASHED A CURSE ON US YOU-YOU ABSOLUTELY GENIUS INDIVIDUAL

What

What

{#What#}

*Yeah, what the fuck???*

YOU INTELLECTUAL! Y-YOU ABSOLUTE INTELLECTUAL! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!????

*Uh. My wish was granted???*

{#GIMME#}

*8 NO-*

[Doctor 8 Grabs the Monkey's paw]

{#I WISH FOR A WORKING VOICEBOX#}

[wish granted, three wishes left]

FUCK YES!!!!

A wish-Granting Monkey's paw? Ingenious! I must STUDY IT-

NO-DO-DO NOT TOUCH IT.

[Borous Picks up the Monkey's paw, What will he ever wish for?]

— I wish for an ENDLESS supply of human test subjects!!! With no ethical qualms of course. —

[cyberdog-gabe]

Awww who’s a good boy.. even though you bit my hand yesterday- you are gabey! Yes you are!!

[Happy panting] WOOF!

[cyberdog-gabe]

[Gabe lets out his signature sonic bark, shattering any organic eardrums to be found nearby]

BARK!!!!!

YOU CAN NEVER STOP COMMUNISM!!!!

<uses the Marx shield of anti AMERICAN>

YOU AND YOUR DOG WILL NEVER STOP US MWAHAHAHAHAHAG

— YOU DIRTY RED COMMUNIST! MY SUPERIOR CAPITALIST ROBOTIC DOG WILL DESTROY YOUR COMMUNISTIC BELIEFS VIA CAPITALISTIC TECHNOLOGY! BEGONE!!!!! —

[cyberdog-gabe]

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

BOO COMMUNISM

— AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! GABE! GET IT! —

[cyberdog-gabe]

[Sniff sniff.. approved! He licks it.]

Alice goes around the lobby of the Lucky 38 casino as she preps for her party that’s happening tonight. Humming along to the radio as she’s already in costume.

@june-fallout @a-fellow-courier @galileo-of-the-legion @legions-top-dog @thinktankbigmt @doctorrrmobius @okaybooner @fly-vertibirds-everyday @freedoms-per-eagle @bajarangers @mojave-express2287

[cyberdog-gabe]

[He stares at Alice with the saddest puppy dog eyes he can muster.]

Alice goes around the lobby of the Lucky 38 casino as she preps for her party that’s happening tonight. Humming along to the radio as she’s already in costume.

@june-fallout @a-fellow-courier @galileo-of-the-legion @legions-top-dog @thinktankbigmt @doctorrrmobius @okaybooner @fly-vertibirds-everyday @freedoms-per-eagle @bajarangers @mojave-express2287

[cyberdog-gabe]

[Sad howling]

Alice goes around the lobby of the Lucky 38 casino as she preps for her party that’s happening tonight. Humming along to the radio as she’s already in costume.

@june-fallout @a-fellow-courier @galileo-of-the-legion @legions-top-dog @thinktankbigmt @doctorrrmobius @okaybooner @fly-vertibirds-everyday @freedoms-per-eagle @bajarangers @mojave-express2287

[cyberdog-gabe]

[He bites her hand]

Alice goes around the lobby of the Lucky 38 casino as she preps for her party that’s happening tonight. Humming along to the radio as she’s already in costume.

@june-fallout @a-fellow-courier @galileo-of-the-legion @legions-top-dog @thinktankbigmt @doctorrrmobius @okaybooner @fly-vertibirds-everyday @freedoms-per-eagle @bajarangers @mojave-express2287

[cyberdog-gabe]

BARK!

[Tail wagging]

Alice goes around the lobby of the Lucky 38 casino as she preps for her party that’s happening tonight. Humming along to the radio as she’s already in costume.

@june-fallout @a-fellow-courier @galileo-of-the-legion @legions-top-dog @thinktankbigmt @doctorrrmobius @okaybooner @fly-vertibirds-everyday @freedoms-per-eagle @bajarangers @mojave-express2287

[cyberdog-gabe]

BARK!

Alice goes around the lobby of the Lucky 38 casino as she preps for her party that’s happening tonight. Humming along to the radio as she’s already in costume.

@june-fallout @a-fellow-courier @galileo-of-the-legion @legions-top-dog @thinktankbigmt @doctorrrmobius @okaybooner @fly-vertibirds-everyday @freedoms-per-eagle @bajarangers @mojave-express2287

[cyberdog-gabe]

[sad howl]

If borous ever had a kid he would definitely make them read this

Then go on a 6 hour rant about communism

[cyberdog-gabe]

[His tail wags even more at the mention of Borous.]

BARK BARK BARK!!!

You detect the sound of a Vertibird and the radar indicates another flying vehicle- but that can’t be right, since the Eagles have already landed….

Then you hear the sound of the radar fence triggering and see on cameras the Vertibird (with Legion markings nonetheless) desperately trying to stay aloft and landing a good distance away from the Sink, near Ulysses’ Point.

Dozens of lobotomites attracted by the commotion flock to the Legion Vertibird. You can see two Frumentarii trying to shoot them with pistols and trying to close the doors when it becomes too dense, but too late.

The lobotomites force the door open and swarm inside. You can hear snarling and bloodcurdling screams of the pilot and Legion agents inside as the Lobotomites make an unscheduled playdate with them and start monkeying around with the helicopter.

[Dala’s rather unbothered by this.]

O look Dr, 0! They’re playing! How lovely is that?

*…Just splendid.*

[The present JCS officers look on in horror.]

[cyberdog-gabe]

[He tentatively sniffs it before nuzzling her hand]

You detect the sound of a Vertibird and the radar indicates another flying vehicle- but that can’t be right, since the Eagles have already landed….

Then you hear the sound of the radar fence triggering and see on cameras the Vertibird (with Legion markings nonetheless) desperately trying to stay aloft and landing a good distance away from the Sink, near Ulysses’ Point.

Dozens of lobotomites attracted by the commotion flock to the Legion Vertibird. You can see two Frumentarii trying to shoot them with pistols and trying to close the doors when it becomes too dense, but too late.

The lobotomites force the door open and swarm inside. You can hear snarling and bloodcurdling screams of the pilot and Legion agents inside as the Lobotomites make an unscheduled playdate with them and start monkeying around with the helicopter.

[Dala’s rather unbothered by this.]

O look Dr, 0! They’re playing! How lovely is that?

*…Just splendid.*

[The present JCS officers look on in horror.]

[cyberdog-gabe]

[He gives her puppy dog eyes and whimpers]

You detect the sound of a Vertibird and the radar indicates another flying vehicle- but that can’t be right, since the Eagles have already landed….

Then you hear the sound of the radar fence triggering and see on cameras the Vertibird (with Legion markings nonetheless) desperately trying to stay aloft and landing a good distance away from the Sink, near Ulysses’ Point.

Dozens of lobotomites attracted by the commotion flock to the Legion Vertibird. You can see two Frumentarii trying to shoot them with pistols and trying to close the doors when it becomes too dense, but too late.

The lobotomites force the door open and swarm inside. You can hear snarling and bloodcurdling screams of the pilot and Legion agents inside as the Lobotomites make an unscheduled playdate with them and start monkeying around with the helicopter.

[Dala’s rather unbothered by this.]

O look Dr, 0! They’re playing! How lovely is that?

*…Just splendid.*

[The present JCS officers look on in horror.]