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Me: it's the middle of the night. I know our sleep schedule if messed up, but can we *please* head to bed?
Brain: The Rain Formerly Known as Purrple [remeowstered]
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nozzo is not getting paid enough for this
#old skies#old skies spoilers#it has in fact been roughly two minutes btw. there really is a spongebob card for everything#v
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she uh. sure is!
#blackwell series#old skies#old skies spoilers#not really but jic#there are tons of references to other wegs. especially in chapter 5. this is the funniest one so far tho#v
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Crying about outer wilds again
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goodnight computer. goodnight tablet. goodnight tv. goodnight phone. and sweet dreams wifi router 🌛💤💖🔌
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Though it must be prefaced that E.G.O gears are standardized equipment, when juxtaposed with E.G.O from L Corp., depending on the degree of attunement to the Abnormality, the idiosyncrasies of the source may be utilized with greater flexibility.
Yet, the degree to which that attunement and synchronization are achieved may resultantly allow the user to be devoured.
This is reflected in their appearance, more closely resembling the source Abnormality than E.G.O of the former L corp do
E.G.O disintegration is not unlike decomposition of compost
#lcb#for context: this is character skill names#the yi sang puns were not powerful enough so now its time for copypasta shitposting
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stop talking about the USA. I have heard enough about that wretched place
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the problem with me is that I want to have fun and enjoy life
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nine sols is so wild. you are a three foot tall catboy. you have to smoke a fat one to heal. all the main bosses are your former coworkers. humans are livestock. a guy calls you pet names while torturing you. you have to repeatedly feed a different guy poison to save his life. someone is winnie the pooh style naked the entire game and this is never commented on. people turn into flowers when they die. some of the enemies are robots and when you hit them they bleed. there's an entire area dedicated to making freaky meat babies that cannot be killed through normal means. they grow fish corn in the greenhouse. the final boss is an old woman with more health than god. your best friend has a crush on the guy who tortured you. lao tzu is there and he's also a catboy.
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say hello to my little nukes
#lcb#the event rerun is so funny since both of them have seasonal ids now#dante presses a button. they turn into their bad end au selves. and nuke the entire district
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Photos!
#nine sols#九日#*goes through pictures where yi is surrounded by other solarians* why are you so small. why are you so small. wh#(we all know why. he died as a kid and stopped growing afterwards. however i will never stop asking)#v
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small tailless cat with big eyes
master of martial arts
family issues. a lot of them
chubby engineering genius best friend
adopted kid/younger sibling of a different species who looks up to them
backstory includes being dramatically betrayed
edgy
unhealthy coping mechanisms
clothes flutter in the wind when the atmosphere demands it
2d-animated
conclusion: this is the same character
#im kidding. this is a joke. but also what the hell how are they so similar#is there an entire edgy cat character archetype that im not aware of?#nine sols#mao mao heroes of pure heart#mm may be short too but yi does not get to be taller. im sorry yi#playing 9s reminded me how much i miss mm. sob#p
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I cracked the code for why is Oltyx's scarab, named Scarab.
SCARAB stands for:
Strategic
Combat
Analytical
doctRinAl
Bxenology
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Yi in a blanky. Send post
#nine sols#九日#okay technically its a frame from an unused hiding animation. hes manifesting himself a cloak#but i say. blanky#v
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openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’
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I think this audio fits them very well
#nine sols#okay so i wasnt the only one who thought that both trios have very similar dynamics#kept accidentally calling yi mao when i started playing...#man. i miss mao mao so much
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