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you will see newborn people with not even a single life experience in the replies of tumblr posts
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baby i can be emotionally unavailable in ways your husband could only dream of
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If we're mutuals and I go to your blog and just start reblogging things think of it as parallel play
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theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for
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Edit: THE ONLY CONDITION FOR GETTING THE MONEY IS THAT YOU CAN'T REMOVE THE TATTOO
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If not him, would have been the next man. INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 1.02
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blocking op for a post i let my mutual get away with reblogging 鉂わ笍 nepotism
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you ever have just like, a really bad idea
anyways if you like bad things here鈥檚 a postcard
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huge as fuck claims court. im suing you for one william dollars asshole
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adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how鈥檚 february 17th at 4pm
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If tumblr dies DM me for my full home address and we can have a barbecue
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I would have understood you without the tone indicator because I know your heart
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Double Income No Kids used to be seen as a kind of lavish lifestyle, now it鈥檚 like鈥 requirement to have any remote chance at financial stability
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