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Just another example in the long list of crimes committed by the Automatons against the liberty loving galaxy.
There can be only one answer to such brazen invasion;
Spill Oil, Helldivers!
MAJOR ORDER: After brief celebrations, the duty of our Galactic War calls once more, and the Helldivers, as always, are here to answer.
Distress calls have been raised from multiple planets. Automaton invasion ships have landed, disrupting ongoing merriment and sanctioned frivolity in the wake of our great victory. The enemy has been evidently waiting for the outcome of the assault, poised to strike while our forces are weakened by the Illuminate invasion.
There is no rest for the valiant. The only fireworks for the Helldivers will be the ones they deploy on the battlefield.
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I don't think anyone could have put it better.
Who knows what untold horrors could have befallen our beloved Super Earth without the intervention of the Helldivers and the brave soldiers of the SEAF.
From Super Earth to Cyberstan, I think I speak for us all in a grateful galaxy.
Thank you, Helldivers!
With the Battle for Super Earth concluded, we salute every Helldiver who stood firm in the face of annihilation.
The fires of freedom burned brightest in Equality-on-Sea and across our proud cities, where courage and sacrifice turned the tide.
You held the line. You brought liberty.
Together, we crushed the enemy. Together, we were unstoppable. Together, we are Super Earth.

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The Illuminate have retreated from Super Earth battlespace. The Heart of Democracy has been defended. The Battle of Super Earth is won.
The devastation wrought upon our home is immense. Only two Mega Cities remain standing: Prosperity City and Equality-on-Sea. The remainder have been vacated by the enemy, having suffered catastrophic damage at their hands.
Across the Federation, approval for impromptu celebrations in the streets has been issued. C-01 permits approval allowances have been quintupled, though processing delays may occur following the loss of ADMINCEN 02. All know the endurance of Freedom is thanks to the innumerable sacrifices of the Helldivers, and the SEAF soldiers fighting by their side. Awards for valor for SEAF veterans are being processed.
Remaining Illuminate forces were last observed making FTL jumps from Super Earth orbit. The enemy has also vacated New Haven, Pilen V, and Widow's Harbor, burning the surface of those planets as they fled. No stations detect Illuminate forces—the enemy has gone into hiding. They will be found.
After days of nonstop fighting, Super Earth stands. The mettle of Managed Democracy has been tested; the will of the people has overcome the enemy. The Helldivers have achieved victory.
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A sad day for all of us, this loss came at the turning point in the hard fought defense of Super Earth. Let the Presidents example during these dark days shine as a beacon, that all who stare down the jaws of tyranny might find the courage to stand and fight to the last. The President becomes the greatest among the invasion's many martyrs.
In accordance with the Ministry of Truth's proctols following the loss of a public official, a mandatory moment of silence will be included in tomorrow's broadcast.
Our thoughts go out to the family and friends who remain among their fellow citizens during this time of great tragedy.
🚨 ALERT 🚨
The President of Super Earth has passed away.
The President of Super Earth died heroically defending the Presidential Security Bunker from the Illuminate. Presidential authority has been placed upon the Ministry of Defense, per Super Earth protocol.
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Port Mercy and York Supreme have given their last.
Yet we are still in the fight.
Helldivers and SEAF forces are working around the clock to repel the Illuminate incursion, but loses are still being sustained on the ground as High Command works to consolidate the remaining forces at points of superior strategic value in preparation for the next phase of the defensive campaign.
Helldivers, I speak for us all when I say we're counting on you.
Stand! Fight! But most of all...
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We're still here, and we're still broadcasting!
Of course, I almost forgot!
You can find a link to the Ministry Approved Letter Submission Form for our station HERE
Feel free to send us questions, concerns, comments, or the latest from your corner of the Galaxy, I'll try to make sure it gets on the air!
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The Invasion of Super Earth continues, but the remaining Mega Cities stand tall in defiance of the autocrat threat. The SEAF have put up a bold defense, and the Helldivers continue to deploy at strategic points to ensure any gains made by the illuminate host are temporary.
Shouts of patriotic support echo from across the free galaxy, and the industrial might of the federation is funneled homeward to assist in the defense. Even the mighty rainforests of Super Earth have been retooled to provide additional support to our brave boys and girls in the sky.
One order, one word, echoing from the factories and agricultural centers all across the Galaxy. Echoing from Malevelon Creek to Inari, from Draupnir to Providence.
And that word is:
HOLD.

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An inspiring call to action, and make no mistake folks, this is it.
Hundreds of years of devious squid machinations have nearly come to fruition, and the blood of hundreds of our fellow citizens has been spilt.
Now is the time to remind these foul autocrats exactly who they're dealing with. Our ancestors drove the Illuminate from the face of the Free Galaxy, and we can do it again!
SHOW THEM WHAT WE'RE MADE OF, HELLDIVERS!
MAJOR ORDER: The Battle for Super Earth enters its final phase. The survival of Freedom hangs in the balance.
For days on end, we have defied annihilation. We have resisted Tyranny. We have demonstrated the unified might of Managed Democracy.
The cost has been grievous. Multiple Mega Cities—all of which have stood for thousands and thousands of years— have been reduced to rubble. Their ruins are solemn reminders of the real human cost of unprovoked, wanton butchery wielded with abandon by alien superpowers.
But these sacrifices have not been for nothing. Tireless Helldiver and SEAF resistance has reduced Illuminate Fleet Strength to 24%. Once depleted, the enemy will no longer have the means to sustain their assault.
High Command anticipates an all-out assault to take the final 4 Mega Cities. The Illuminate have spent a century preparing for this invasion; they will hold back nothing. What has come before was the preamble; this is the endgame.
Duty. Loyalty. Obedience. The watchwords of the Super Earth Armed Forces. Now, words must become action.
The Helldivers have their orders: HOLD Super Earth.
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I have to admit, listeners, its been a weird couple of days.
It's been real nice hearing from everyone again, but... Damn if I don't wish it was under better circumstances. To all my fellow citizens currently experiencing the invasion on Super Earth first hand, we're all hoping for the best out here.
The Helldivers and the SEAF will come through for you.
They have to.
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Howdy Hugh, good to see you are well. My name is Zira and I wanted a spare quasar cannon or laser cannon as I have a few I need to get rid of for completely democratic reasons. I can deliver them with some semblance of urgency if needed.
Zira
Contact me at @researchanddeeznutz
Nice to hear from you, Zira! I'm gonna recommend you hold of on trying to deliver much of anything to our offices, I'm afraid.
We're still uh... Under watchful eyes, as it were. Besides, neither Kirk nor I are trained to use those things, and Helldiver gear is best left to the Helldivers.
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Hello there, Galaxy!
I think David finally worked out the kinks with the old comm tower.
We should be up and running, and fully interlinked once more with SuperNet.
Feel free to drop on in and say hi, or ask any questions you might have.
Good ones might also end up on the air!
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Eagleopolis, a venerable stronghold of Managed Democracy since time immemorial, lies in ruins. Its tattered shopping centers stand in warning as to the fate that awaits the rest of Super Earth, should our mission fail.
The initial wave of assault is over. The Battle for Super Earth now enters its critical next phase.
Illuminate Fleet Strength currently stands at 49%. 6 Mega Cities remain standing. The Helldivers must dig in, alongside their SEAF allies, and continue to fight, day and night, to defend the heart of our Federation.
The surviving Mega Cities must be defended at all costs. The Helldivers must deploy to the Mega Cities as Illuminate pressure shifts among them to prevent them from falling. Once they fall, they cannot be reclaimed.
Following an exhaustive Military Choice-Making Process, the Helldivers are ordered to execute a sustained campaign of successful operations on Super Earth. Completing the targeted number will result in an additional impact to Illuminate Fleet Strength. This course of action is the brilliant result of thorough analysis of our top strategic minds.
The fight ahead is long. Our resolve will be tested. To unleash the flames of Justice and triumph over Tyranny, we must battle through the inferno before us. Endure. Prevail. And avenge Eagleopolis.
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Welcome, listener!
I'm Hugh Piercing, and you've found the official social media page for Cyberstan Civil Broadcasting.
We'll be doing our best to bring you the latest in announcements from Super Earth, and to help field any questions you might have to our colleagues in the Ministry of Truth.
You can drop us a line, and we'll do our best to get you the answers you need!
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