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airline pilot who’s really confused why all of his classmates that went into mech piloting are deeply anxious sexual enigmas with a cups.

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We here at Sylph Co. are proud to announce the opening of an official tumblr account. By manufacturing and distributing Pokéballs and Trainer Acessories, we're not just selling supplies, we're selling connections between people and pokémon

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I dunno man. I found out today that a subway sandwich is $14 now. A shitty subway footlong sandwich that isn't actually 12 inches long and is occasionally made with expired ingredients and was never a great option to start with. I ate those in high school because I was broke and at the mall a lot.

There are poke bowls in my city from a local place for $16. Super fresh fish and veg, warm rice, more than I can eat in one sitting, for the price of a sandwich and a drink at america's most mid-tier sandwich shop.

Someone in another post said (paraphrased) you used to be able to get something mediocre for cheap, but now the mediocre things cost as much as the nice things so why would you?

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today at work a coworker warned me that my patient’s owner let us know her cat is homophobic, meaning he tends to attack gay people violently on sight, which I thought was a joke. but that cat saw me and may have been the angriest cat I’ve ever worked with and DID in fact bite me through Kevlar gloves because he hated me so much

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based shadow

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No transphobes allowed, only transborbs.

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the shimp got too much attention and now there are transphobes in my notes, this is a transgender blog run by a transgender dyke. fuckers.

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Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable

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Better, non-IQ and non-Wojak version of the meme I just made

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Transhood is not a fetish. You do not get to fetishize who we are. I genuinely don't view saying this as kink shaming because people are not a kink. It doesn't matter what your reasoning is.

If you're fetishizing transhood, if you find it "hot" that our genitalia "doesn't match up" then fuck you. My genitalia is not your kink, My transhood is not your kink, and my existence is not your kink.

It's the same exact shit as fetishizing someone because they're Asian. It's fucking gross and weird and you're a bad person. I'm not a fucking "futa" I am not a fucking "sissy" I am not any of that shit. I am a woman. Plain and simple.

If your attraction to me is based on my genitalia, or because you view me as "something in between", or anything like that, stay the fuck away from me.

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dming people is so scary it feels like im walking directly into their bedroom and putting some bullshit on their bed

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And they say brunettes with dimples can’t stabilize the reactor core 😏

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Toby Fox just put this in his bluesky and I think it’s very important and everyone needs to see it

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Oh hey material science flashbacks. Here’s the phase diagram btw.

I…don’t remember exactly how to read it tho

After possibly thousands of requests, here’s a version of the Pans video with CAST IRON pans.

Spoiler: there’s a reason weapons and armour weren’t usually made of cast iron!

Patreon now has bonus pan content!

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