cypress-tiphereth

[cypress-tiphereth]

Hey uhh… I noticed that M-01-30 “Reborn Sun Arc” has continuously fighting with M-09-09 “Divine Corrosion” whenever 09-09 gets a host. I’d like to request that at the very least I don’t have to work on both… And preferably atleast one transferred away from the other.

I'll look into it right away. Thank you for letting me know -- I'll see to it that a personal request to the Manager is made for your work assignments. :)

I want all of you to be safe! So I'll have to look into seeing if I can't convince the Manager to not assign the same agent to both abnormalities in general ...

And I'll see what I can do for the positioning of the abnormalities as well. Surely if everyone sees it's in the best interests of the facility, they'll agree!

I hope. >_>

Now, please stay safe, and have a nice day -- unless there is anything else that you need?

[cypress-tiphereth]

*Pats you on the head* You're doing a great job lil guy.

>_< !!

Thank you ... I appreciate it!

[Tiphereth is trying very hard to keep his thoughts on track.]

[With all the chaos, it's proving a little hard. But the encouragement is nice.]

[cypress-tiphereth]

WHEEL OF FORTUNE! [Makes you discard your hand and then draw as many cards as you discarded this way. I’m not sure if this is rotation or spinning]

Huh?!

[Since when was he playing a card game? When did this happen??]

... Well! If you say so! :)

[This isn't the worst thing to happen so far today. Might as well embrace it, it could be fun, after all!]

[cypress-tiphereth]

hands you a fumo of yourself

[Little guy acquired?]

Oh ... it's ... soft!

[This is such a welcome break from today's chaos. Tiphereth's eyes are shining with child-like -- well, he /is/ a child, but you know -- wonder.]

Thank you ... I appreciate this very much. :)

[He will be holding onto this for today ...]

[cypress-tiphereth]

spins around with you (which is grammatically not the same as being rotated)

ah. dizzy now. @-@

perhaps we should stop rotating you.........

[SPUN! x1]

[This is better, kind of.]

Oh -- you're dizzy? Yes, you should indeed stop.

I would agree -- the rotating game grows somewhat old ^_^;;

[He's also dizzy.]

[cypress-tiphereth]

Comes back and reassembles the spin anon like a jigsaw and they inexplicably come back to life. And then throws them through several walls and starts anime fighting w them

. . .

[THIS MIGHT AS WELL HAPPEN.]

(sigh)

[Tiphereth just kinds of sits there. Lets this go on, doesn't do anything to stop it. Not worth it right now.]

[cypress-tiphereth]

rotates you -1 degrees

[Rotated x7.]

Can -- can you all please stop doing this?! D:

[cypress-tiphereth]

;SPIN ME 9999999999

*I ROTATE SO FAST I EXPLODE IN A SHOWER OF GIBLETS*

[There's an initial shock --]

?!

[-- but he's really starting to become exhausted.]

[Tiphereth sighs, wiping his face]

... Yes, nothing I haven't seen before, unfortunately. v_v

I wonder which abnormality was responsible this time ... ?

I wish more of you agents wanted to actually live. :(

[cypress-tiphereth]

steps out of my car with my hands to my head MY DRIVING RECORD !!!

[Staring in deathly silence for a few moments]

... and my wall! >_<

(AHEM.)

Uh, sir or ma'am, or whichever you prefer ... Do you know how to remove your car from this office, by chance? ^_^;;

[cypress-tiphereth]

( @facelessmanager @lost-sleepy-sheep @deva-there )

[Tiphereth stares from his spot on the floor at the chaos.]

(sigh)

[First, he replies to the Manager's call --]

I don't know, but I'm alright, just some scratches, I'm pretty sure. <:)

[Then he looks to Ava --]

It will be fine. I may need assistance moving the car out of here, though, given it's lodged in the wall ... >_>

[-- And finally, glances at Deva]

... Do you need assistance, as well?

*Hits yuo with a car but only a little bit so nothing actually happens*

[CRASH!!]

[THERE IS A CAR IN HIS OFFICE.]

[Despite your best efforts, Tiphereth, the little guy, is knocked clean over by the (admittedly tiny) impact]

[He is unhurt, but thoroughly stunned]

what ... ?

[... He will have to call for backup later. For now he is trying not to explode on the spot.]

[cypress-tiphereth]

*Rotates you 180° vertically*

[Rotated x6. (Vertically)]

[Now on his "head", Tiphereth ... just kind of stays there?]

I should really request security ... but I had figured it wasn't necessary. :(

All of you have greatly disappointed me ... v_v

[cypress-tiphereth]

*gives you a beanie baby*

Oh --

Thank you! ^_^ This is very cute.

[cypress-tiphereth]

;fling all

???!?!?!?!!?!

[CLONK!]

[Tiphereth's box form (and several objects in his office, as well) bonks against the wall. And again, he is unharmed! However ...]

A-ah -- who gave you those permissions?! I ... do not want to, but I should report you to Angela ...

[cypress-tiphereth]

Hands you a pair of denim boots (joots)

...

Thank you. I think! <:)

I appreciate the sentiment, either way. ^_^

What are these again ... ?

[cypress-tiphereth]

All of the ceiling tiles start falling and when they hit the ground they make the lego breaking noise

What is making that --

[Tile barrage!!]

AH!! H-Hello?!

[ . . . ]

[Tiphereth hesitates. Someone has to be behind this, right?]

Who thought this would be funny? It's rather cruel ...

[Called out quietly. He is struggling through the ceiling tiles, but is unhurt]

[cypress-tiphereth]

I quite enjoy the “rotating” going on now.

I’m going to turn you 180 degrees now.

- @teaconsumerarbi

[Rotated x5.]

............

Binah ....... :(

[He does nothing but look extremely sad at her. Like a puppy that you just kicked for no reason.]

[cypress-tiphereth]

*Hits yuo with a car but only a little bit so nothing actually happens*

[CRASH!!]

[THERE IS A CAR IN HIS OFFICE.]

[Despite your best efforts, Tiphereth, the little guy, is knocked clean over by the (admittedly tiny) impact]

[He is unhurt, but thoroughly stunned]

what ... ?

[... He will have to call for backup later. For now he is trying not to explode on the spot.]