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I for one am glad to live in an age where getting an STI isn't the end of the fucking world. Where you can get tested, let your recent contacts know, lay low and take antibiotics for a few days, and move on with your life. I am not telling anyone to not care or to stop using condoms. I am saying that getting an STI won't ruin you or make you an essentially different class of person. I feel like people are getting increasingly comfortable acting like the existence of STIs is definitive, scientific proof that sluts are bad. Get past it.

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so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

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Well I reckon I'll be ready for some festivities

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it’s her turn!!!

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I love the sex and magic pride flag. Pink and turquoise and sex and magic are so important to me. I've always argued that we need to put sex and magic back in the pride flag. Then I thought, why stop there?

This is the Sex and Magic Flag, reblog if you like sex and magic

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Me and Mario contemplate what it means to live

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just like. well. my pegnis

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marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!

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Jorkin my peanuts

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You're too cute in your pfp

TOO cute? Excellent. I will use this newfound power for evil

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I think my gender is like 70% just some guy but I can be whatever as long as I look hot doing it

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Growing up near a beach frequented by the elderly makes one more accepting of human bodies in general, I think. And it is gauche to criticize people for things they cannot control about their appearance.

However. Sometimes people do silly things to themselves. Take for example the man I saw at the beach the other day, who was obviously naturally hirsute (ok) and had removed a lot of his body hair (fair) but had done so in such a way that he ended up with a *perfectly* rectangular bathroom-rug-shaped patch of fur on his torso.

Artist's rendition:

like a hair teletubby

...i just really wanted to draw it

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You’re weird

just say u wanna fuck me

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learning……….