Gem, dusting off her hands: "Gee it is so nice to be done with Empires Season 2, now I can finally be free from all of the weird homoerotic interactions between those gu-"
~~~ Later, On Hermitcraft ~~~
"JOELS! PLEASE TAKE ME BACK! NO DON'T REQUEST DIVORCE PAPERS PLEASE- I HAVE AN APARTMENT TO SELL YOU!"
"NO I'M NOT BUILDING A DOLL OF MY SELF ON YOUR FRONT LAWN???"
"I'M GOING ON MY JIMMY ARC!"
Gem:
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I had a weird dream recently. The details are a bit fuzzy, but the main gist was that I was hanging out with 3 people (one of whom was Etho, I think?? I can't remember) and the maybe Etho was tiny, like the size of a gummy bear, I remember bc I compared him to a gummy bear I was giving him in a dream. We were in a closed shopping mall just fooling around, I don't remember what exactly we did, but near the end of the dream when we decided to skiddadle I went to fetch the tiny guy and jumped down a floor (like 3 meters max) bc the stairs were too far and he was too tiny to do it himself safely.
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Did you know? Use the "computer" to chat with "transgender women".
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Joe: Is this how you imagined your lifes would go?
Stress: Yes.
Beef: Pretty much.
Doc: To be fair, we were very depressed children.
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“Don’t wait until the last minute to do your assignments!”
listen. I don’t. But I am always trapped in a vicious cycle.
And the only thing that breaks this cycle is the dread of an imminent deadline
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