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Or any other fandom I'm in

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sh!t seventeen said : english edition

“like a map, in my heart, from the start, you were there, i don’t know where, can you share?” - joshua

“your name is hong?” - hoshi

“don’t kill me” - seungkwan

“yo burger king, i’m the rap king, you make me want to sing” - joshua

“i love guys” - mingyu

“are you kidding me? kimbap kidding?” - seungkwan

“egg tarts!” - seungkwan

“toothbrush!” - mingyu

“i want to have chicken right now” - vernon

“why does chicken heal your heart?” - vernon

“drink water!.. not… not alcohol” - we all know who 

“so genius!” - seungkwan

“my life is hamburger” - wonwoo

“why don’t you leave, go to door.” - seungkwan

“my name is soongyoung, call me soon” - hoshi

“i’m talking about your very low quality english” - vernon

“low quality!? low quality!? *in korean* i’m the best quality” - we know who

“hi my name is joshua, i’m from the five star hotel called ritz carlton, i work as a chef there” 

“oh! lobster?” - hoshi

“your rap is like harbour bridge” - seungkwan

“what’s your name? your name is bob, okay?” - mingyu

“hello john, long time no see long time no see yo” - seungkwan

“you’re not supposed to say oh my god” - vernon

“calm down, calm down!” - mingyu

“cookie dip?” - wonwoo

“mom, i won this” - vernon

“i’m from africa” - s coups

“i english very well, more than you” - mingyu

“i’m power ranger” - seungkwan

“you can’t even english” - seungkwan

“i’m person, really, i’m person” - woozi

“shocking liar!” - seungkwan

“i sleep with him a lot” - vernon

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❤nygmobblepot❤

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adults: record numbers of teens are depressed, we must find out why

teens: school is more stressful than ever, our parents screwed over the economy, the earth is on a path to total environmental destruction, and now we have to deal with actual fuckin nazis

adults: it's the iphones isn't it

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I’m sorry, apparently I have no impulse control.

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Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth…Vader.

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More things Bruce has said to his kids:

Dick:

“You were such a cute kid. What happened?”

“So, if everyone else jumps from the roof, would you jump too? … I know that you jump from the roof every night … It was a rhetorical question!!”

“I love you, but go away”

Jason:

“Do you understand English?! I said no more killing!”

“Language, dammit!”

“You cannot sell your brothers on Craigslist!”

Tim:

“Why did you just put that in your mouth? … I don’t care if it was a dare! Spit it out!”

“I’m not talking to you until you put on pants”

“At what point did you think it was a good idea to test how long you could go without sleep?”

Damian:

“He is your older brother, do not use him for target practice”

“I understand that a dog’s mouth is cleaner than a human’s, but don’t let the dog lick your Popsicle!”

“Did you give Tim a black eye? … No, the dog was not the one to do it, try again”

Stephanie:

“Why did you put makeup on Dick? Now he won’t stop talking about his cheekbones“

“Stephanie, you don’t even live here, why are you paining the living room?“

“Will you stop trying to hug Damian? He claims that affection makes him breakout in hives“

Cassandra:

“You’re my favorite child“

‘I need you to watch the boys while I’m out … Yes, I know that most of them are grown men, but they seem to get into trouble when left unsupervised“

“I’m glad that I have one sane child“

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When you love your best friend so much!  ( ´∀` ) ♥

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If Vader dad-joked his way through the Star Wars series

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Paralleles  

Ahsoka Tano & The Skywalkers

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Haha... I love my book from english. ❤

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Things Bruce has definitely said to his kids:

Dick:

“Dick, you are a grown man, get off the chandelier.”

“Do you eat anything other than cereal?“

“Don’t you have your own apartment?“

Jason:

“Jason, when did you have time to remove the tires from 12 of my cars? … What do you mean you sold all the tires?”

“Jason, you can’t let Damian play with guns“

“Jason, stop trying to shoot your brothers! It doesn’t matter if they are only rubber bullets“

Tim:

“When was the last time you slept, Tim?“

“No, Tim, you can’t put RedBull in the coffee maker“

“Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne, if you don’t come home for Christmas than Alfred said he won’t make the ham. You had better come home … Yes, the Titans can come too“

Damian:

“Damian, stop trying to stab Tim“

“No, you aren’t allowed to become Jason’s Robin just because he will let you stab criminals“

“Don’t make me call your mother“

Bonus: Things Alfred has said to the Batfam:

“Master Bruce, it has been three days, if you do not shower of your own free will, than I will be forced to get the hose“

“Master Dick, I will only ask you this once more. Please eat something other than cereal when you are at your apartment. The amount of sugar that you ingest is frankly alarming“

“Master Jason, I understand that you enjoy pranking Master Bruce, however was is necessary to spray-paint the Batmobile?“

“Master Tim, if you do not go to bed of your own free will, than I will have to sedate you“

“Master Damian, If you do not stop trying to kill Master Tim, than I will stop caring for your various pets while you are away with the Titans“

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any time my son, tim “red robin” drake is on screen: 

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The Batman comic book creators: okay we’re gonna change some stuff. Dick Grayson won’t be Robin anymore, he’ll be a new character called Nightwing™. We’ll give him his own comics and city it’ll be cool. The fans: aw this is awesome! And the best part is that we don’t have to worry about those scaley green panti-

The fans: what in the hell is that? The creators: that is… *cue dramatic music* the Nightwing™! The fans: … *time skip* The creators: okay we know we made some mistakes with Nightwing. He’s cool but his suit is NOT. Give us a break it was the 80s. We’re gonna change up the suit and make him cool again. The fans: oh this is great! We’ll finally be able to see nightwing in his full glor-

The fans: what is that?! The creators: what’s wrong? The fans: the hair? What is that hair?! The creators: it’s not hip? The fans: …no…it’s not *time skip* The creators: okay okay okay. We’ve heard the complaints and we totally understand. We’ll keep the suit cool as we did before. We’ll take away the mullet. We’ll make him just as cool looking as any other super hero. And we’ll keep him that way. The fans: We don’t trust you but okay. As long as you get rid of the hair all should be-

The fans: … The fans: Why? Is? He? Red?! The creators: you don’t like the red? The fans: no!!! The creators: well now you’re just being picky The fans: … *give up all sense of hope*