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most normal pirate in the caribbean with no baggage or trauma whatsoever ok? nothing bad ever happens guys

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*eating a ploughmans lunch* so, how long until it kicks in?

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we just need someone to put a game up on Steam that's East of an abstract concept

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jesus sensing you spawn into a crowded space 2000 years in the past with a body full of vaccines: God give me strength

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I'm not gonna write about this again and again because it can become addicting to complain, and I don't want to rain on the parade of increasingly rare moments of joy buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

The switch 2 depresses me.

If the console was just expensive, I'd be ecstatic.

If just the games went up just 10 or even 20 dollars and it was standardized, I'd be annoyed but pretty happy overall.

The console is expensive, the games vary wildly in price, the pre-orders are insane, some of the physical games don't come with the games and come with DRM, developers have to clarify that their games are actually on the cartridge, and then there's tariffs, and I might be forgetting something. This easily is the stupidest console launch I've seen since, and there's so much bad surrounding what should've just been a simple hardware transition that I can't keep track of every bad idea they've come up with.

This should be like the PS3 or 3DS or Xbox One where these things should make you see red, and people are tripping over themselves to make sure it's the big toy of the year because we now live in a world where you have to be seen consuming video games.

Spend your money how you want, but understand as bad as this is, if they're rewarded for these awful anti consumer ideas, every console manufacturer and game publisher will look at it like the dam is broke, and they will immediately make it even worse across the board.

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I wonder if Cid and Nero will ever discover that Jessie has declared them married for tax purposes.

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Kairi our favorite princess of light

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queer people on this site really make me feel like a confused straight guy at pride. the discourse here could kill a man

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I am back from the vacation!!

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Be careful princess  🌸

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Do I have to do everything myself around here?

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“return to old trek,” but it’s the return of 20+ episode seasons, of bringing contemporary scifi writers to write episodes, of doing social commentary so acute it blasts the “it’s just escapism” argument to bloody bits, and most important, the return of silly costumes and camp

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404

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Ask me how you can switch from short king to tall king with nothing but a hex wrench.

Limb Loss Boss

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good dynamic: character who’s too deeply rooted to a fault + character who’s never been able to form roots anywhere before