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‘You work for Netflix, did you get free Netflix?’ [x]

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*giggles at the internet*

my mom: what are you laughing about?

me: worry about yourself

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this is still my favorite tweet of all time

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there is two types of tired, I suppose one is a dire need of sleep the other is a dire need of peace

Mandeq Ahmed  (via carteir)

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We’ve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice. 

- bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things)

- loaned us garden tools when we didn’t have any

- invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane

- one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he’d picked from his garden

- and tomorrow he’s coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder.

Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god.

Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can’t even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING.

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when ur not out to ur parents

parents: how was ur day honey

me: oh man so heterosexual, just... just the straightest

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Person: how are you?

Me: i'm ok

Person: why just ok?

Message appears: you are not an experienced enough friend to unlock this response yet. try again after reaching friendship level 10.

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low key wanna die. high key know it’ll get better and that I’ll be okay but still low key wanna die

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Real Friends // Anchor Down

(Please don’t delete my credit) 

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undressing in front of an open window because I love giving back to the community