d1rtguy

[d1rtguy]

"What do you want from a remake" I DON'T WANT THEM. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER SOULLESS NOSTALGIA-FILLED CASH-GRAB. I DON'T WANT ANY OF THEM. I DON'T WANT ADAPTATIONS THAT KILL THE ORIGINAL MESSAGE OF THE THING THEY WERE BASED UPON NEITHER THE SHOT-BY-SHOT DESATURATED RECREATIONS. I WANT ORIGINAL STORIES!!! NOT REMAKES OF MOVIES THAT AIN'T EVEN 30 YEARS OLD!!!​AAGGGGGHHH

[d1rtguy]

I love women

[d1rtguy]

girl who wont shut up about how she "loves a man in uniform" but as she keeps talking it becomes clear she's talking about butches in customer service jobs

[d1rtguy]

"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!

[d1rtguy]

I think that if you asked Shaggy what his gender was he'd say "you're, like, livin' in a prison of your own creation, man" and then eat a huge sandwich in one bite

[d1rtguy]

all trannies should unionize

[d1rtguy]

[d1rtguy]

[d1rtguy]

Was compelled to make this during a conversation about commonly disliked bugs

[d1rtguy]

First you are born then you are subjected to thousands of millions advertisements in your eyes and ears

[d1rtguy]

Sniffle... ermmm.. whimper.... bleah.. sob.....

[d1rtguy]

How are conchs even real

[d1rtguy]

you really do have to be the thing that saves you

[d1rtguy]

Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there

[d1rtguy]

i love you front facing coelacanth :]

[d1rtguy]

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost