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Just finished Horus Rising!

Should I make a review of the book, with or without spoilers?

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Reading through Horus Rising and realizing that there is nothing about Rogal Dorn that suggests that he is or isn't on the spectrum. It was then I learned that the much of the fandom treats TTS as canon.

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What are faborite warhammer fun facts?

A single Necron theater show can last over a decade long since Necrons don't need to eat, sleep or pee. Also, all the actors can memorize their lines perfectly because theyre robots. This leads to a ridiculous amount of detail and pedantry in each play.

Recaf and Caffiene are the same thing in WH40k. Its the Imperium's version of coffee, but it isnt actually made of coffee beans. Its made as a tea from a specific plant, and then caffiene is added back into it. Hence, the term Recaf. There's some indication that real coffee might still exist in the Imperium, albeit uncommon. There's a reference to "bean juice" (implication of coffee or coffee like substance) being drunk in a cafe in The Infinite and The Divine. My personal headcanon is that the Imperium knows how to make coffee from coffee beans, but only decaf coffee. They've lost the technology to make regular coffee. And of course, real decaf coffee is a drink of the elite.

Continuing on the line of weird Warhammer words for perfectly normal things, CONCRETE IS CALLED ROCKCRETE. ITS SO STUPID.

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The basis of WH40k Space Marine Novels (and WH40k more broadly) is Monster Fucking.

IYKYK.

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The recent uptick in Warhammer-posting is because I have begun to read through the Whores Heresy I mean Horus Heresy.

If anyone is actually interested, I am following a list compiled on Reddit (I know, I am a filthy heretic) made by user cd8d on this post here. I am following the full list, not the abridged version listed in the post. So far I have read Part 0 and The Wolf of Ash and Fire. Currently reading Horus Rising. So far my favorite book has been Storm of Iron, as part of the Honsou Omnibus. I am thinking of writing some reviews on Tumblr of these books so far. Let me know what you think of this.

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Tumblr keeps recomending me fluffy yaoi necron content. HOW DOES IT KNOW MY WEAKNESS????

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You're confusing him for Fulgrim!

this has been in my brain for far too long

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I'm like Trazyn the Infinite but instead of collecting historical objects, I collect inane WH40k facts. Then, I randomly whip them out like pokemon at social events that I would otherwise be barely equipped to handle.

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Today I read a reddit comment on r/40kLore that compared the Emperor of Mankind to fucking Jimmy McGill. Make of this, what you will.

The comment in question: https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/1lbocis/comment/mxu62mh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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The shadowrun posts are really cooking on this website. Perhaps I will consider a career in shadowrun content as opposed to vagueposting about my boyfriend.

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Reading through the Shadowrun core conflict resolution rules is like reading a mathematical theorem/definition squeezed between a paragraph of context and wordy examples.

As a math major, this simulataneously annoys and delights me.

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Is meowmaxxing an actually viable dating strategy or is my boyfriend just attracted to my particular strain of mental illness?

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If cats had opposable thumbs, they would leave half drunk cups of water all over your house.

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I can confirm that he did not have the strength to wake up early, nor get out of bed, nor have the willpower to do any of these things.

I am literally going to see you tomorrow (hopefully) (If I have the strength to wake up early) (and if I don't miss the bus).

i am also literally going to see you tomorrow (hopefully) (if i have the strength to wake up early) (and get out of bed) (not to mention the willpower)

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Shadowrun is utterly consuming my life.

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After watching all six seasons of Better Call Saul, I can confirm that my boyfriend is just a bitchy twink version of Kim Wexler.