d3ad-h4nd

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maybe gay sex can fix you. i'd just get the confidence to commit a terrorism and nobody wants that

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i know :3c centuries of poets and philosophers have lead up to me

You look like you wouldn’t be visibly trans but then get mad if someone didn’t immediately recognize it

Most people probably think I'm trans ngl. I do, indeed, have a schmeemis though.

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craft a cock

You look like you wouldn’t be visibly trans but then get mad if someone didn’t immediately recognize it

Most people probably think I'm trans ngl. I do, indeed, have a schmeemis though.

[d3ad-h4nd]

straight out of the box no assembly required. some people have to WORK for that

You look like you wouldn’t be visibly trans but then get mad if someone didn’t immediately recognize it

Most people probably think I'm trans ngl. I do, indeed, have a schmeemis though.

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ur a nepo man fr. trans men have to work for it and you were just born into it

You look like you wouldn’t be visibly trans but then get mad if someone didn’t immediately recognize it

Most people probably think I'm trans ngl. I do, indeed, have a schmeemis though.

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penis boy

You look like you wouldn’t be visibly trans but then get mad if someone didn’t immediately recognize it

Most people probably think I'm trans ngl. I do, indeed, have a schmeemis though.

[d3ad-h4nd]

i have all of the materials in front of me but got distracted

there are two demons inside me. one of them wants to beat the shit out of FOH. the other worries that theyd spin it to use it to "prove their point"

theres a secret, third demon that misses the chaos from my villain arc

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would you get mad at me if i made a pipe bomb

there are two demons inside me. one of them wants to beat the shit out of FOH. the other worries that theyd spin it to use it to "prove their point"

theres a secret, third demon that misses the chaos from my villain arc

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hi nuke. its a bad idea to make a pipe bomb right

there are two demons inside me. one of them wants to beat the shit out of FOH. the other worries that theyd spin it to use it to "prove their point"

theres a secret, third demon that misses the chaos from my villain arc

[d3ad-h4nd]

there are two demons inside me. one of them wants to beat the shit out of FOH. the other worries that theyd spin it to use it to "prove their point"

theres a secret, third demon that misses the chaos from my villain arc

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went to spencer's today to get some stupid shirts and man i still have the humor of a teenager. who woulda thunk that i think sex is funny

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the roof can save you. until she calms down or you get hungey

Hey, totally unrelated to this whole zombie apocalypse thing, but....

At your cabin, are there any outbuildings? You know, like a creepy old woodshed, far away from the main house, where someone's screams wouldn't be easily heard?

Okay, sorry, that sounds waaaay too creepy. I swear it's just a sex thing.

@bstandsforbabydaddy

Yeah there's definitely that.

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she may be terrifying but she is disabled. the roof is safe

Hey, totally unrelated to this whole zombie apocalypse thing, but....

At your cabin, are there any outbuildings? You know, like a creepy old woodshed, far away from the main house, where someone's screams wouldn't be easily heard?

Okay, sorry, that sounds waaaay too creepy. I swear it's just a sex thing.

@bstandsforbabydaddy

Yeah there's definitely that.

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for REAL. copious amounts of piracy? she dont care. stain the bathtub blue? i hid on the roof once

Hey, totally unrelated to this whole zombie apocalypse thing, but....

At your cabin, are there any outbuildings? You know, like a creepy old woodshed, far away from the main house, where someone's screams wouldn't be easily heard?

Okay, sorry, that sounds waaaay too creepy. I swear it's just a sex thing.

@bstandsforbabydaddy

Yeah there's definitely that.

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ya no she just like that

Hey, totally unrelated to this whole zombie apocalypse thing, but....

At your cabin, are there any outbuildings? You know, like a creepy old woodshed, far away from the main house, where someone's screams wouldn't be easily heard?

Okay, sorry, that sounds waaaay too creepy. I swear it's just a sex thing.

@bstandsforbabydaddy

Yeah there's definitely that.

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remember when mom got upset at you not for breaking in but for staining the sink?

Hey, totally unrelated to this whole zombie apocalypse thing, but....

At your cabin, are there any outbuildings? You know, like a creepy old woodshed, far away from the main house, where someone's screams wouldn't be easily heard?

Okay, sorry, that sounds waaaay too creepy. I swear it's just a sex thing.

@bstandsforbabydaddy

Yeah there's definitely that.

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sneaking into my parents house at 3am also. dont forget that

Hey, totally unrelated to this whole zombie apocalypse thing, but....

At your cabin, are there any outbuildings? You know, like a creepy old woodshed, far away from the main house, where someone's screams wouldn't be easily heard?

Okay, sorry, that sounds waaaay too creepy. I swear it's just a sex thing.

@bstandsforbabydaddy

Yeah there's definitely that.