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literally had this realization one day on a walk when I bee-lined it for a plant I recognized to be edible and put it into my mouth without any further consideration.

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It really is wild that some politicians can stand there and say "yeah we're getting rid of a program that keeps quite literally millions of people alive specifically so we can cut taxes for people who are already richer than god" as if it's a normal political stance and not so cartoonishly evil I'm legit shocked perry the platypus doesn't break through the nearest wall the minute the words leave their mouth.

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IM SO FUCKING HAPPY !!!!!!

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HIS LITTLE PAW ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽♡

“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.

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“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.

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Limmy, in a heavy Glasgow accent: “If you’re a cat owner, you may sometimes wonder, do you own the cat, or does the cat own you? …It’s you that owns the cat, you daft bastard.”

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Who's the brightest star you see?

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*otherkin zeppelin crash* ojhhh the huma- i mean oohh the something else

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aaugh i hate citing sources *excruciatingly loud sounds of tearing metal combined with tortured human screams and fleshy hitting noises* ok that wasn't so bad actually..

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as a severely mentally ill 14 year old, I remember thinking “the medical system would treat me better if I was physically ill and not mentally ill” and then I coincidentally developed multiple chronic illnesses and found out that actually they dgaf even when you’re essentially bedridden

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Krusie anniversary (and Ralsei)

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Druid