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let's wait for 20 years for dad to return home with mama

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let's be carried by mama.

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Lets be sandy with mama

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Let snuggle with mama

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let’s be cocooned by mama

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Let’s block a parking space with mama

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let’s loaf with mama

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Let's be kind to mama

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let's awooo with mama

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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

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embraced by mama's serpentine neck...

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let’s investigate these plants with mama!

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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

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our comfy mama

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let's ride mama in the snow.