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the new new. #velourliquidlipstick #celebrityskin #jeffreestarcosmetics #beccacosmetics #morphebrushes

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11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

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I miss lil things like these. 44 days. #wcw

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Look inspired by @ashleymilkhotel. #morphebrushes #35c #champagnepop #anastasiabeverlyhills #diorcosmetics

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Your king has arrived. #makeup #nonbinary #nyxcosmetics #nyx #nyxlingerie #corset #morphebrushes #morphe35c #eyeshadow

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Morphe 35c and Morphe 693 brush set are FREAKING AWESOME. #nonbinary #makeup #morphebrushes #morphe

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“We’re growing in the most peculiar ways.” -“Thrive” by The Contortionist. I finally feel comfortable in my own skin. It's been a long journey of introspection and soul searching, but I'm finally ready to announce it. Here's to the newest chapter. #nonbinary #comingout

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what i still think of as “the tumblr experience” despite most of it having been obsolete for years now:

the mishapocalypse (or, why i still have ‘misha’ entered in tumblr savior)

“i have lost the ability to can”

jokes abt clint barton eating birdseed n making birdcalls n stuff 

“make john green find the thing” and its sequel “who will find this post first, john green, tumblr user pizza, or a vegan”

when the buttons were on the top of posts and you’d have to scroll UPHILL, BOTH WAYS to reblog anything

RED, the blood of angry men! BLACK, the dark of ages past! TEA, a drink with jam and bread! That will bring us back to DOE, doe, doe, doe… 

(also: black, the color of dis bear)

endlessly looped zooming gifs on colin morgan’s face on doctor who with the text “IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE”

the whovian fandom making fun of hipster blogs for reblogging out-of-context dw stuff

“what if they made a tumblr musical about a forbidden love affair between a hipster blogger and a fandom blogger”

people calling david karp their dad and then he sold us

the “in that moment i swear we were infinite” quote from perks of being a wallflower used everywhere until it reached meme status

tumblr university

“there are two kinds of people”

repeating a funny comment on a post in all caps

everyone HATED cole sprouse

the harry potter fandom running out of things to gif, leading to analysis of inter-house friendship bc some extras hugged in the background of goblet of fire

i like your shoelaces

that gifset of will turner proposing to elizabeth swann and she yells BARBOSSA and the comment is like “when was he an option?!?!”

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its 2016 and Hamburger Helper, the company, has released a trap album and its actually (fire_emoji.jpeg) and I don’t know where life is leading us all but I’m so happy to be alive at this point in time 

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old ass books or somethin

if there was a way to make your blog have a smell, so that everyone visiting your blog automatically smelled it, what would you make your blog smell like?

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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Playing GTA

Geoff: Michael, please keep an eye on Gavin today. He's gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself shot.

Michael: Sure, I'd love to see Gavin get shot.

Geoff: Try again.

Michael: I will stop Gavin from getting shot.

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What she says: I’m fine What she means: What time period does A Series of Unfortunate Events actually take place? There is mention of horse-drawn carriages, but also of motor cycles and automobiles, but the way the three Baudelaires dress is indicative of the nineteen hundred-something’s. Characters are dressed in both early twentieth century clothing as well as up to date clothing. There is mention of computers, fax, and phones but some things seem rather dated. What time in history is it??