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Absolutely valid. go off Maomao.

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Recently discovered, fully by accident, that the trick to feeling like you have more time in the day is to actually do shit with the time that's there, which seems fake and wrong and it's frankly infuriating that it works >:|

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I know Harrow's body is like approved by 9 out of 10 ghosts, but recently been thinking about Judith and one line that Nona says when they're in the truck in the river and after Varun left her body

'the Captain was gone, forever probably'

so is Judith herself even still in there, is her body got unoccupied, which is totally not a great state with the current events and especially while going through the river

I terrible want to see actual Judith back but some soul shenanigans could be fun too

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I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

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at the club fucked up on kerrygold pure irish butter

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dulcinea septimus......big fan....

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France: hundreds of years with baguette -- DID NOT INVENT BANH MI

Vietnam: less than 100 years with baguette -- INVENTED BANH MI

ANOTHER WIN FOR VIETNAM‼️‼️‼️‼️

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shitty fanart i drew on a post-it note of @pangur-and-grim's sad, strange little man

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My foster dog’s adventures in motherhood

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@hotvintagepoll my mom's new hobby is pairing pictures of our dog with publicity shots of vintage stars

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Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

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Stephen Miller is an unelected sledgehamner of human rights crimes. True evil.

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thinking about camilla hect’s canonical handcuffs. which could mean nothing

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adoringly staring at mama

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Okay I'm going to the beach and I'll ask the ocean to forgive all of you for being too chronically online

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Fran Lebowitz on writing