daco-showman
daco-showman
Five Year Plan
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300% K.G.B microphone wire budget increase 400% Gulag Price Index expansion 1000% Corn Investment portfolio growth 15000% Venus surface NFTs produced since last quarter
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daco-showman · 55 minutes ago
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communists in the first world have synthesized their very own tendency of mccartysm-leninism
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daco-showman · 5 hours ago
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daco-showman · 5 hours ago
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Foolish Yankee American, this was all Taqiyya, now that you've elected a Shi'a Muslim as the mayor, the process of turning New York City into the Neo-Safavid empire will commence. Stand ready for the return of Imam al-Mahdi (atfs)
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daco-showman · 5 hours ago
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daco-showman · 5 hours ago
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hold on something just happened
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daco-showman · 7 hours ago
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NYC must learn the lessons of other states targeted by the US and go full steam ahead on developing their fledgling nuclear enrichment program in order to maintain their sovereignty
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daco-showman · 15 hours ago
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the verticals vs the horizontals is tomorrow
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daco-showman · 16 hours ago
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Literal TEARS in my eyes rn
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daco-showman · 1 day ago
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I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.
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daco-showman · 1 day ago
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i know her heart was in the right place but my mom wrote this in the funniest way possible
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daco-showman · 1 day ago
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american puritan names have nothing on the first name of this 17th century dutch woman artist i just read about. my girl Tesselschade ('texel damage') named after the shipwrecking of her father's 44 trade ships on the coast of the island Texel in 1593.
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daco-showman · 1 day ago
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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days
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daco-showman · 1 day ago
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shoutout to the people currently in saw traps. you’re gonna make it out of this. unless you’re morally impure or otherwise unworthy of surviving ☺️
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daco-showman · 1 day ago
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In Scotland "Mr Beast" would be the name of the village pedophile
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daco-showman · 2 days ago
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GIVE YEMEN NUKES NOW!!!!!!!
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daco-showman · 2 days ago
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Actually seeing what polymarket is it's correct that it is the great satan but one funny thing about looking at the odds over time graph is like reading stone tablets about the most insane cope people had because of their ideology telling them itll definitely happen like people betting DOGE will cut over 250 billion dollars from us govt spending when the bet was put up at 55% odds like lmao
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