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if anyone wants to stay in contact, feel free to hmu! i have skype, discord, kik and an rph tumblr that i can use to talk to you guys because i love you lots!!!!

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hey ya’ll!! despite my computer issues, i think i might be able to actually have enough time to do some real threads!! i’ll be trying to work on some of my pre-hiatus threads, but in the meantime, like this post if you want a thread with any of my kids!! if you have any preferences, pretty pls reply and lmk what you want. i’m open to anything, even if we already have a hundred threads or if we’ve never interacted before!!

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holy shit ya’ll my laptop absolutely refuses to charge so i’m currently borrowing a computer and trying to remember all my emails and passwords is ridiculous it took me like 10 tries to get into this account

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“#Jimmy⸒ the bleachedest asshole of all”

@saintjimmys

look i know there was a lot going on in that reply but i think this phrase needs to be preserved for all time

EDIT: i’ve also noticed the fact that there’s a comma but tags don’t allow commas so that means you went out of ur way to find a symbol that looked like one and like copy page it into ur tag wow i aspire to ur level of extra

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sorry for the spam!! since chat posts won’t let me @ people because tumblr sucks but i’m mostly relegated to text threads rn bc hiatus, i’m lowkey spamming ppl with text threads and using this post to @ ya’ll so you know what’s up. if anyone wants a text thread w/ any of my charas that i missed, pls feel free to reply to this and let me know who or if you have something specific!! these are mostly just the ones i could think of off the top of my very tired head, so if you want smth, pls lmk

basically this is a post for @’ing people, but also a lowkey starter call!!

[also here’s the post on where all of my kids are rn in canon]

@xnicorn​ - callie @terencelicht​ - callie @mikkueen​ - mercy @reversecxpid​ - lydia @sonofghosts​ - lydia @kaboomholt​ - callie @lukebenscn​ - clem, lydia @jonahbjames​ - mercy @sarahsays​ - grey,  @ashton-hardy​ - mercy @leo-rushworth​ - felix, andie @maxbronte​ - andie, grey, lydia @shegotbored​ - grey @kaiminjae​ - clem, lydia @saintjimmys​ - lydia

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not 2 be Melodramatic but lorde’s new album watered my crops, raised my GPA and cleared my skin

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leo.

“Well I dunno, I thought watching a movie would be more likely than a drug deal, not going to lie.” Leo said, laughing slightly over the phone. “Which I’m totally cool about by the way, I think drugs are just… great.” 

“Really? From a number you got on a bathroom stall? I figured drug dealer and prostitute were the top two options for that,” he said with a laugh. “You sound like a cop, dude. A really bad cop.”

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so as of friday, i’m going on hiatus for at least two weeks (maybe more) that i’m hoping is just gonna be a semi-hiatus, but it’s probably gonna be closer to full so i’ll probably end up keeping 99% of any replies i do to text type threads. due to that, my entire minivan of kids are gonna be pretty MIA and thus rather than letting that go unexplained, i’m being fussy and coming up w/ reasons for all of them. 

i’m totally down for plots relating to the reasons listed below, as long as these plots can either be done with short threads or can be done once me and my kids get back!!!!! feel free to hmu if you have ideas!!

dacre butler - travelling out of state to visit tate his partner in crime that got transferred to another facility

callista lopez - meeting a possible new foster family

mercy james - going on a trip to visit her aunt and uncle as well as her younger siblings

hadriel alexander - taking a trip to visit an old childhood friend

felix matua - going home to visit his parents

andromeda rowe - taking a course to renew her therapy licence

grey caverly - visiting a family that thinks he might be their missing son

clementine sterling - visiting her twin brother caspian in another facility

lydia asher - dealing with legal issues surrounding her inheritance

freya doe - restricted to isolation due to another murder attempt

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@rowancelis @annonabright @sarahsays

i can’t upload a picture in a reply but

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ya’ll i just counted it up and i have 52 memes sitting in my inbox, including some from legit 4 months ago. i swear i actually answer some of these fucking things and yet??? i end up with a billion and i’m dying. so to the actual point of this post:

with some of the super old ones, should i actually get around to answering them or does no one give a shit anymore??

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ya’ll i’m pretty sure someone is attempting to saw my house in half but i’m so tired and unmotivated i can’t even be bothered to check

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evangeline.

“i’ve missed the beach,” she says with a delighted hum. “i haven’t been to the beach since i left england~ and even then the majority of our beaches are rocky rather than sandy.”

“same, aside from the england thing. i’m more of a california beach kinda guy. florida is pretty cool though. i just wish there were less...old guys in speedos.”

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Like this post for a starter from one (or more) of my kids!! Feel free to reply with who you want it from/for and if you have any preference on length!!

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No read more bc mobile but the creepiest sound is going on outside and I think it's an animal but idk what rip me I'm never sleeping send help or chat with me or something I'm freaked to all hell

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ya’ll i just took a shower and i was drying my hair and there was a spider on my towel i would like to DIE

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leo.

Leo frowned at his phone slightly, not understanding what the person on the other side of the call was suggesting until he figured it out. “Oh! You’re talking about smoking! How much is the stuff?” He asked, suddenly switching to speaking in hushed tones over the phone. 

Cre couldn’t help but laugh at the moment of realization, wondering what exactly the guy thought he was getting into in the first place. “What were you talking about? You weren’t going to take someone whose phone number you found on a bathroom stall out on a date, were you?” He teased before informing him of the prices, tone casual but quiet. He knew how not to be suspicious.

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@lydiaasher @clementinesterling @callistalopez @freyadoe @felixmatua @missmercyjames @greycaverly @andromedarowe @hadrielalexander

‘SEND ME A SHIP’ QUESTIONNAIRE; PLATH EDITION:

Who suggests sneaking out past curfew hours?

Who gets excited about being nominated for the royal court at dances?

Who gets accused of being the Creeper and who punches the accusers in the face?

Who panics and runs to check on the other the second Shit Goes Down?

Who talks the other into parenting a dorm pet together?

Who writes about the other for their poetry assignment in English class?

Who goes all out for the school event festivities and who gets dragged along?

Who does all of the work on their group projects?

Who complains to the other about Mr. Kane’s handwriting?

Who goes to the other’s house for the holidays?

Who’s willing to sleep with a teacher to bring up the other’s grades?

Who is more scared for the other’s safety?

Who sends nudes during class?

Who gets way too heated in Mr. Michael’s class debates and who calms them down or cheers them on?

Who hates the other’s roommate?

Who’s the bigger gossiper?

Who initiates the drunken heart-to-hearts?

Who sends in confessions to PlathGossip about how cute their partner is?

Who wants to investigate the scary fuckery on campus and who wants them to stay out of it for their own safety?

Who talks the other into skipping class to get high in the parking lot?

Who spams the other’s phone with stupid memes?

Who suggests sleeping in the same bed first?

Who wants to get jiggy in a classroom, the garden, the pool, the dorm hall showers, etc.?

Who lets the other cheat off of their test?

Feel free to reblog, add on more questions, or edit for a staff version!!