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dacruncher · 7 years ago
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Someone give undyne an m60.
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welcome to the undertale au called Gundertale
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dacruncher · 7 years ago
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au where everything is the same but Flowey is a guy in a morph suit with a sunflower mask and nobody questions it
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dacruncher · 7 years ago
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This is true wisdom
Life is just an accident that thinks it’s important.
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dacruncher · 7 years ago
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Hence why he's the antidote.
the Musk family is a basically an antidote to the Kardashian family; the celebrities we need but don’t deserve
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dacruncher · 7 years ago
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Mafiatale sans' Tommy gun, the Bone Picker.
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dacruncher · 8 years ago
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Can't think of a good name for this au yet
Basically undertale but with racing. Similar concept to dance tale.
Characters and cars
Frisk - red chrysler 300
Flowey
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This thing that I cannot describe
Toriel - grey Nissan Quest minivan
Sans - blue gibbs quadski
Papyrus - orange Hummer H1
Snowdin dogs - Ford explorer police cruiser
Undyne - police Dodge Viper
River person - Ford Crown Victoria taxi
Royal guards - Ford Crown Victoria police cruiser
Alphys - white smart car
MTT - pink Lamborghini Huracan
Asgore - Mercedes-Mclaren SLK
Asriel - rainbow painted koenigsegg agera
Chara - white van
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dacruncher · 8 years ago
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Pixel art of sans. Made by http://aminoapps.com/page/undertale/5316539/compact-and-darkness-oc-read-bio-male-smart
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dacruncher · 8 years ago
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Militiatale and ships
Militiatale has no ships. At least not involving the main characters. My request to the undertale fandom is to not add any. No frans, soriel, fontcest, charisk, chasriel, etc. Of course what I'm really worried about is sanscest. If you ship existing sanscest I won't stop you but please, don't involve this AU. Thank you.
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dacruncher · 8 years ago
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Militiatale frisk, drawn by @iamjoekurose
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dacruncher · 8 years ago
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Militiatale info
Basic plot:
Asgore is ruling the underground with the military strength of the royal militia. Both asgore and the resistance group need humans. The Underground Resistance needs them to help free them, not just from the underground but from asgores oppressive rule. Seven humans fell, including chara. The six that fought were killed by asgore and his militia. One remained.
Characters:
Frisk: Frisk is the second soul of Determination to fall down and they eighth human. They have a choice, to help asgore and doom humanity to the same life as monsters, or help the resistance and defeat asgore with their determination. Frisk is usually kind, but power can corrupt.
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Flowey: flowey isn't here
Asriel: asriel lives with toriel in the ruins. After asgore became mad with power toriel took him with her to the ruins. Asriel is nice and always feels safe with his family (not asgore)
Quote: "I love the ruins. They're safe"
Chara: Chara lives with toriel and asriel. Toriel and asriel are like family to them. Chara hates asgore and asks Frisk to kill him. Chara cares about her family and will defend them no matter what. Quote: "he deserves it. If you meet him, kill him"
Toriel: Toriel left asgore when he claimed full control of the underground. She then formed the Underground Resistance and ran it from the ruins for a while using spiders as messengers. She doesn't want to let frisk leave and Frisk has to convince toriel to let them leave. Toriel is even more protective than in undertale. Quote: "do not leave! You will die! Please! Listen to me!"
Sans. When Frisk meets Sans he's his lazy pun - making self except he's only "helping" his brother capture humans. Once Sans trusts Frisk enough he shows them the Underground Resistance hideout underneath grillbys. Then he reveals that he's an informant for the resistance. He can't be lazy because then the rest of the resistance will be destroyed. He still lives with his brother even though papyrus is in the royal militia. Quote: "if you think it's too late to save p - papyrus... that you have... to k-kill him... I-i trust your judgement..."
Mad dummy:
Mad dummy is the leader of the Underground Resistance. He joined it when toriel still ran it, and when she gave up leadership she gave it to him as he was the best soldier. He hates asgore because asgore uses his cousin to train new troops. But he doesn't just fight with blind rage. He Is extremely clever, and a better strategist than most of the royal militia. Fights with dual machine guns, stolen from an RM sentry post.
Quote: "who the hell is this kid?!"
Papyrus: Papyrus is in charge of asgores forces ik snowdin. He has been brainwashed by asgore and talks in the same font as everyone else but goes back to papyrus if you knock him out of the brainwashing. He also can't use magic like the rest of the royal militia so he uses a shotgun. Papyrus is a loyal and clever commander in the royal militia. Quote: "join us human. Help us crush the resistance. Or else you will die. You don't want to die do you?"
Undyne: Undyne is personally responsible for the death of half the fallen children. She has had numerous encounters with the resistance which is how she lost her eye. She is the highest ranking member of the royal militia and takes her orders directly from Asgore, as well as commanding her own elite unit. She uses a light machine gun and a Crossbow firing miniature spears. Undyne is incredibly strong, and usually relies on her own strength in combat. She will do anything for Asgore. Quote: "DIE ALREADY YOU F***ING BRAT"
Alphys: still the royal scientist but only because otherwise Asgore will have her executed like the last royal scientist. Alphys is... kind of a coward. Quote: "s-stop! I-i'll... i can't... really do anything..."
Mtt: mettaton is programmed to be partly a propaganda robot with his TV show and partly a battle robot. He us hated by most of the underground just like the royal militia. His weapons must be swapped manually so he has a technician alongside him at all times. He is less energetic than in undertale with more lifeless and robotic behaviour. Quote: "human. Halt or you will be terminated"
The royal militia: the royal militia is hated by most people in the underground. They monitor the entire underground except the ruins. There are troops everywhere you go. They were all brainwashed and can't use magic because of it.
The Underground Resistance:
Led by the mad dummy, the Underground Resistance is very secretive about its plans and locations, but everyone knows it exists. The most common thing to see on mtts broadcasts Is that the Underground Resistance has been destroyed, but it's always just propaganda.
Asgore: Asgore is a cruel, self absorbed and insane leader. He wants nothing other than control of the world and will crush anyone who tries to stop him from accomplishing that. He is a downright evil person. Quote: "I WILL rule everything. And you human... will help me!"
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