daddariosalex

[daddariosalex]

Hey, it could be worse. Could be like a sex doll with your likeness or something.

——- some of you guys may know this , some of you may not -- but , i'm literally haunted by spirit halloween and costume stores everywhere around this time of year . why , you may ask ? because my face was sold illegally to a company which in turn used it on costume packaging and now i see my face everywhere . i'm a doctor , a priest , a clown , and a greek god . i'm also captain america so. . .somebody needs to tell marvel . sorry to anthony mackie , if nobody's filled him in yet . but how this company keeps getting away with this , i'll never know . somebody save me . @cityofdreamsstarters

[daddariosalex]

I would have called the cops, personally.

i will never get over the amount of entitlement some people have. i had to get a car towed because they were blocking part of my driveway and i couldn't get in. now they're pissed off at me. psa to all drivers, don't park on private property, but damn sure don't block a private driveway. @cityofdreamsstarters

[daddariosalex]

I'd like to do a play one day. I did them a little in college because I had to, but I'd like to actually do one legitimately one day.

I do. It’s what made me fall in love with acting, and it’s definitely the medium I prefer. There’s really great stories to be told on screen, though, which is why I find myself always being lured back.

[daddariosalex]

Fine fine, I'll accept all that.

Also you are a lovely compassionate person Im glad to have in my life. That is it, thats the end of the line.

[daddariosalex]

He was definitely dreamy, no doubt about it. Oh no, no bad wounds here. He actually was there when I adopted my first dog, so I really am grateful to him no matter what.

Wait, really?! I didn't know that. He's pretty dreamy, or at least when I was 15 he was pretty dreamy. Apologies for bringing it up if there were any old wounds. Probably a bad start to our meeting.

[daddariosalex]

Hey, all cake is good cake. Doesn't matter who buys it. No, unfortunately, but honestly they were giant and terrifying so I didn't really want to pet one. But they had their own space and we got to tour the space and we got to learn about how they get taken care of.

Cake is always good. I may have bought my own this year but still good. A private tour? That's pretty cool. Did you get to pet one? Or would that have been too close? I never know whether they're like more domestic in a zoo or not.

[daddariosalex]

Yeah, that's probably because its a childhood nickname. Me and our sister are really the only ones to ever call him that through most of his life. Not even our own mother dares. You're very brave. Really? That's very sweet, I love that.

He didn't want me calling him Matty to begin with, I don't think, but I just kept calling him that until he gave up correcting me. Same thing is happening with Matty Moo Moo now but he gave up trying to get me to stop much faster. He doesn't know one of my dogs is named after a cow I met in Mexico, I'm a little scared to tell him.

[daddariosalex]

You know I really am trying. I'm in my mid thirties, now, I have to grow up sometime.

I know you are growing Alex.

[daddariosalex]

I did get cake. Which it was very nice, but I much preferred my birthday the year after. I had seen polar bears, but never up close like that before. We got a private tour of their enclosure, which was really cool.

Ok good, because that's the last thing I wanted. Really? That's unfortunate. Hopefully it was on something good and that they treated you with cake because that's something I would do if I know someone I'm working with has a birthday. The zoo is always pretty fun, you got a point there. That's something to think about. First time seeing polar bears?

[daddariosalex]

I was very concerned. You should be grateful. No one else would stick out their neck for you like I have. And did you miss me?

wow you were reaching the point of putting missing posters up for moi ?? now i have to make my presence known before this turns into a very serious matter . can't have you missing me like that anymore ... although i am flattered you did.

[daddariosalex]

Yes, keep going. The more compliments I hear the better it gets.

Really we know the only reason I would talk to him is because you were unavailable. I can continue this all night if you like?

[daddariosalex]

Alex shrugged. "Those people suck, end of story. The good news is that you have so many wonderful people around you that accept and love you for who you are." Alex smiled, putting her bowl of ice cream down and holding her arms out. "Come here, little brother." She gestured him towards her, wrapping her arms around him. "I love you, you know that? You're my favorite person."

"I would have told you eventually, its just that now I know what the hell it is. Growing up, I had no clue why I was having these strange feelings when I looked at guys and girls, it just felt normal to me, you know? Then when Bryan was outed at shool and I saw the reaction from his so called friends and classmates, I just knew that I could never say anything about what I was feeling, especially since I didn't quite understand it. I wasn't sure who I could talk to about it so I stayed quiet. I would have continued hiding it if it weren't for..." He didn't want to keep replaying the incident over in his head. They both knew the rest of the story. "I feel this is a huggable moment, Al, steps were taken, progress was made. Little bro needs a big sister magic hug."

[daddariosalex]

I was. Much to the chagrin of most of the people who watched them. What a coincidence, he was one of my celebrity crushes when the movies was released. I wouldn't have dated him if that wasn't the case, you know? A lot of people block it out, so I don't blame you for forgetting.

I just realized you play Annabeth in the Percy Jackson movies! I'm quite jealous because Logan Lerman may have been one of my celebrity crushes when the first film was released. I don't know why I didn't realize that sooner since I was so obsessed with it. @daddariosalex

[daddariosalex]

I'm starting to worry about you. You disappear for months at a time, I never hear a word. Do I need to start putting up missing posters? Help me out here, show me signs of life. @omgrobbie

[daddariosalex]

Alex: That's the saying, isn't it? Alex: I have people.

📲 ⇢ 𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖝.

Nick: Your people will call my people, huh?

[daddariosalex]

That's such a valid point. Viacom is a big believer in brand synergy, so it would make sense. I just also think that kids aren't paying attention to anything that they put out anymore. Maybe a few shows here and there, but its mostly just stuff online now. Think of how many categories have changed or been added over the years. Two movies, actually, but who's bragging? We've talked about it a lot over the years, but we wanna be like...sibling aliens.

The brand synergy thing was what fucked it over. Like, it had the potential a la Teen Choice (even though those are just as equally horrendous) but once they turned it into Kids Viacom Choice, it just felt like one big, long advertisement for Nick. Which, is fine, but let's not ignore the elephant in the room. Kids aren't stupid. We saw through 'em. I'd say you, in some kind of way, dodged a bullet missing out on all of that? For all of its pros, shit apparently got dicey for a lot of people who've come out on the other side of it. Plus, you've still got a fabulous career. You have a movie with The Rock on your filmography, not many others can say the same. Okay, but have you guys ever tried to do a project together? I feel like that built-in chemistry is a gold mine.

[daddariosalex]

That's hilarious. Matty has always been a childhood nickname of his, but mixing it with cows is genius.

Given his obsession with cows, it seemed appropriate. He loves it.