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"My brother wrecked my old motorcycle and couldn't pay me for a new one, so I decided to get payment another way"
Noah sat on his new motorcycle aka his brothers face and farted hard, a deep wet fart.
"This BSA Gold Star in black IS my brother. I decided his punishment is to be my replacement bike.
Noah laughed again and let rip after frankly diabolical fart into his brothers so called face.

"Was only gonna be for a couple weeks but he's so much more useful like this. Its been over a year now, just look how good condition its still in"
Jake had never experienced such a horrible thing. Being a motorbike was one thing. But having to almost constantly inhale his brothers ass gas was beyond the worst thing ever. The smell is like what he imagines the inside of a horses ass smells like but a million times worse. Every second is pure torture and Noah loves it.
"I deleted his original human form from my TF device yesterday, I imagine Jake was furious when I told him"
Noah laughed again and farted again and again as he drives off on his amazing awesome motorcycle. Life is gooooooooood.
Well. Unless you're Jake that is! 馃槇馃槇馃槇馃槇
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Between the smell of his workout bag and body, you quickly find yourself enjoying it
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You're Brother told you he didn't tolerate you bringing guys back. You knew he didn't approve of your sodamite lifestyle. 'If you wanna be a man's bxtch that bad then il show you what it's actually like'. You should have listened.
He doesn't talk to you or even acknowledge you're presence. He's even started going to the gym more. Working his musk and muk into you daily. The one thing even close to relief you get is the washing machine batering you around like the used rag you are.
Then it's straight back onto his Hairy unwashed worker feet. His toenails ripping into you're cotton body as you slowly forget you were a human, you're owners family, because a sock doesn't have family. It has a brand and a tag and an owner that forgets its even there ...
Before you slip completely you realise, he's forgot all about you. This is you're life now.
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They said they wanted to join the football team no matter what, never occurred to them they might be in a more "supportive role". Just a shame they couldn't hold out till end of session, they were a week away from being turned back. Oh well time to start hunting for a new pair i surpose
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Who else want to go to space now????
Apparently the shows called farscape for anyone interested.
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Days became months, months became years
Tears became holes, holes became rips
Sweat became stains, stains become crust
You became socks, His property.
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You should be thankfull, Regular life's too complicated. Now your days consists of hanging and admiring, rubbing and soaking, over and over and over ...
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Danny had been a bit too vocal about Tyler working his way through his girlfriends; so Tyler decided to show him what he's missing ...
Sadly, this came with a price. Danny can't be a bitch with a bitch. Tyler assured they all get a bit of him
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From Butler to Bust, You should be thanking Sir for helping
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It's like he could smell the bitch in you
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He'll get used to it ..... or not, its not really up to him


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Asks are open now, especially eager for any unconventional ideas (I'm braindead & creatively dry atm)
No content with NSFW (shaft, fully exsposed) Tumblr won't let these posts go through.
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