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to everyone who’s ever said something kind about my work: you help me get through the day. thank you.

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so apparently some people feel like it’s annoying when someone engages with a lot of stuff from the same person, like going through their ship tag and liking all the content there. 

hearing about this, i was immediately paranoid about reblogging literally anything from anyone i don’t talk to on a regular basis.

so to save others from the same paranoia, i’m gonna say that if you like every single post on my goddamn blog it is okay. i might be kind of concerned about your level of time management, going through 23,000 posts, but it wouldn’t bother me. 

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On Hot Blondes and Drunken Hookups

On Hot Blondes and Drunken Hookups by Crossfire

“I’m Bakugou. What’s your name, Pretty Boy?”

Shouto looks at the drink in his hand, then back to the beautiful blonde boy, then back to the drink and downs it in one go, ignoring the slight burn as it slides down his throat, and while it would have been more suave to appear unaffected, he gives his head a little shake. He takes a quick breath and forces the words out before he has a chance to realize what a massive mistake this all is.

“Hot blondes I want to bang can call me Shouto.”

Deku’s been gushing about his pathetic crush on his new friend, Todoroki, the entire time Bakugou’s been away for his semester of Study Abroad, and now that he’s back, Bakugou is finally going to get them together so he never has to hear about it again. The plan is foolproof: Bakugou’s going to wingman Deku straight into his crush’s pants at the big back to school rager. It all goes awry when Deku winds up having to take care of a sick Uraraka instead of coming to the party. Luckily, Bakugou meets a hot stranger named Shouto to take home and winds up falling for him.

Words: 11553, Chapters: 1/3, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Todoroki Shouto, Bakugou Katsuki, Yaoyorozu Momo, Kaminari Denki, Kirishima Eijirou, Midoriya Izuku, Yoarashi Inasa

Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Todoroki Shouto, (One-Sided)Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, Unrequited Crush, Drunken Shenanigans, Drunken Kissing, Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot, More Pining Than Angst, I swear, but that being said, Pining, Angst, Fluff, Fingering and Sex And All the Good Bits Right Off the Bat, Bad Pickup Lines, Momo Made Him Do It, Lab Partners, Don’t fuck in libraries

Read Here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/16762525

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ooo they fuckin 👁️👁️👁️

original video by @prozdvoices (x)

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Clifford Chapin, Bakugou’s English voice actor, tweeted out a thread of rejected takes from some of his time directing the My Hero Academia dub. I took it upon myself to edit them together.

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Aizawa has caught todomomo making out in the library and quietly gave them both detention. A few days later he catches todobaku in the janitor’s closet and makes them clean the dorms with a side eye to Todoroki bc wow Endeavor’s son is a cheater. Then he catches bakumomo in an empty classroom and is like wh

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Iida: Are you a practicing homosexual?

Bakugou: I don't need to practice, I'm very good at it

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LOOK AT THIS

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We’re here to announce the BakuTodo Valentine’s Day Gift Exchange! Artists and writers of any skill level are free to join. Please check out the rest of our blog for more information! Applications for this event will open November 7th. Until then, feel free to join this event’s discord (here) or send in asks if you have any questions. We’re excited to see what everyone will create!

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just wondering if you were going to finish not exactly candy and chocolates? its hard to find quality bottom todo anywhere love your work!

My dude I swear I’m trying, it just got so nasty I had to step away. I definitely plan to finish it this year though! 

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Thanks for sharing your stories! I was wondering if you were still considering writing any more Dabi/Shouto (and I think you said maybe /Hawks too)? Are you planning to change Dabi's civilian name to Touya now that we have a canon name for the missing Todoroki son? I would love to read anything else you write for the pairing! I love InaTodo too though, so thanks for all of your wonderful work either way!

Actually! The Dabi/Hawks/Shouto fic is a go! Dabi just crashed Hawks and Shouto’s fun times. Since that is going to be a continuation of Vice, I will probably go back and change his name there, and I’ll definitely use “Touya” going forward. There might be a part three to round it out if I can make it work, but it would be a little darker in tone so that might be a stand alone?? 

There’s also going to be InaTodo porn! In the semi-near future. I hope you stay tuned!

<3

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Grad School With Dogs AU

So I have 8k of this stupid AU written involving Todoroki getting a dog (getting gotten by a dog? Semantics) and it spiraled into EVERYONE having a dog because I have no self control:

Todoroki: Dog’s name is Dog. It’s a border collie. Very smart and cute and fucking awkward.  0/10 cannot play with dogs, is basically a large smart cat. Does not want friends, eats the ugly couch Enji sent Shouto for christmas last year. And all the letters he sends, a terrible pair of shoes he bought, so it’s really working out great. 

Bakugou: Dog’s name is King Explosion Murder for obvious reasons, big German Shepherd, very well behaved and trained perfectly, but has a huge crush on Todoroki b/c the major theme of this fic is that dogs are a mirror of their owners. May or may not have some kind of prostitution ring going with the local ducks.  

Kirishima: Red Riot, red standard poodle that is “very manly”: needs a nap and some pizza, goddamit Bakugou.

Uraraka: Uravity the Spanish Mastiff. Twice her size. Once killed a man behind Denny’s. 

Midoriya has an Australian Cattle Dog named All Might and a Great Dane named Yagi. Yagi is bigger than Midoriya and knows it. They go missing for large chunks of time on occasion and once Midoriya found a pair of handcuffs under his bed that he didn’t put there. They’re up to <i>extracurricular activities</i>

Iida: Ingenium, a very pretty saluki with flowing, luxurious fur that Iida meticulously brushes every single day. Tensei has a greyhound and Tenya wanted to be like him, but he got taken for a ride instead. 0 regrets.

Inasa: Gale the very small Shiba Inu thats feet may or may not have ever touched the ground as he lives his life from atop Inasa’s shoulders. Likes Dog a little too much, once punched a girl in the face and she liked it.

Cami: a Chinese Crested that may or may not have been exposed to magic mushrooms one time and never recovered. Once stole 10k from a bank but was never found. Would rule prison.

Momo: Creati the Löwchen. I googled ‘most expensive dog breed’ and apparently these things are over 10k?? She’s a pint-sized genius and like 70% evil. Masterminds many schemes that Dog somehow gets blamed for every time. Maybe 80% evil. Is selling the paintings in the Master House for a killing and replacing them with forgeries. 

Jirou: Earphone Jack the Basset Hound. His ears are so long they have to pin them back or he trips on them. Too wise to fall for Creati’s schemes. Has seen some shit. Only smokes fine cigars, keep that cheap shit away from him. Won’t do business at his daughter’s wedding. 

Tsuyu: St Bernard named Froppy. Did you know that the dog with the longest tongue in the world is a St. Bernard named Mochi? 7.3 inches. Very good boi, but more likely to drink the alcohol than bring it to a person buried in an avalanche.

Shinsou has a cat name Baron von Sleepy but it follows him everywhere and is basically a dog? He takes it to dog obedience classes and it kicks all the other dogs’ asses. Very big bark. Probably a drug dealer. Got any catnip, man?

AKA the dog AU no one asked for but everyone might eventually get

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