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i understand why some people hate them but i do love video game achievements because im a sick bastard who likes it when the developers call me a good boy

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I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

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No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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No transphobes allowed, only transborbs.

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the thing about having a job is i just don’t want to do it. Sorry

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It’s rotten work but only if it’s you. When I do it for other people it’s fine, enjoyable even.

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i cant believe connie is a filthy homestuck

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big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

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collecting posts of this type

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

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Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.