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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.
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If I was pregnant I'd get drunk and be like damn I'm so drunk & I'm pregnant
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the urge to cut my hair like this and be a tech bro’s worst nightmare




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Please mothercain deactivated where will I get my vaugly homoerotic dude standing next to a truck pictures now
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