daemaid
daemaid
Green Era
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"Sex or the saw, Bubba."
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daemaid · 10 days ago
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y is my tumblr being so slow its not loading pictures ;-;
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daemaid · 10 days ago
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Was going through drafts-
What the fuck is this? 😭😭
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daemaid · 2 months ago
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How fitting that your nemesis has hair the colour of a… Bat…
GRRRRRRRR........ That just pisses me off even more! Bat colored hair like the Bat Man, just to taunt me! Heh. Too bad the Joker always has the last laugh! Mark my words, Strange! If I win our duel I will make you BALD!
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daemaid · 2 months ago
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How I act after making my fave suffer through the worst pain he has ever felt
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daemaid · 2 months ago
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BERDLY CAN DIE????
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daemaid · 2 months ago
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BERDLY CAN DIE????
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daemaid · 2 months ago
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figured out my pre-relationship narilamb dynamic
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daemaid · 2 months ago
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Still holding out hope...
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Does anyone know when or if Devolver Digital restocks their cotl merch? I want this so bad 😭
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daemaid · 2 months ago
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This isn’t reflective of the canon design, but sometimes I feel the way I draw Heket’s crown is reminiscent of a lily pad flower.
Kinda fitting since she’s a weird frog thing :v
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daemaid · 2 months ago
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Narilamb idea that doesn't really fit my Lamb so im putting it out in the Fandom ether
The lamb does the brainwashing ritual for the first time since narinders indoctrination. They take them off somewhere alone and, while they have complete control over them, ask them to say they forgive them. That it wasn't their fault. That they're proud of them as their vessel. Maybe even that they love them too. All the while holding back tears.
Now there's 2 ways this can end.
1. They look up at narinder and see nothing but the blank, dead eyes of mushroom addled cultist, and be forced to face the fact that, even if he says those things, he'll never mean it.
2. Realize narinder was smart enough to not take any mushrooms while making everyone think he did and he's been 100% sober the whole time they've said all this.
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daemaid · 2 months ago
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Finals are done, time for me to pick up a pencil (for non-academic purposes).
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daemaid · 3 months ago
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Me scrolling through my 20+ cotl fanfic wips
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daemaid · 4 months ago
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Here's a P S A :
Never trust your Landlord! I just showed my landlord Kermit x Joker erotica that I wrote myself, thinking that I could trust her to give me her thoughts in a calm and mature manner. After all, I have shown her a few poems in the past about what an absolute cunt I think she is, and she received these fairly well as they remind her of her dead husband who wrote her love poems or whatever. A lady who appreciates artistic writing, right? WRONG! Turns out, her stupid dead husband never wrote any Kermit x Joker erotica so she is unable to see any creative merit to it. After reading it, she told me to follow her and that she had to show me something. I trusted her, (LIKE AN IDIOT!), and followed her into the Asbestos Basement. 'What is it, Marsha?' I asked her. She had no answer for me as she was already booking it up the stairs away from me, basement keys in hand. This bitch locked me in the Asbestos Basement. Sad what America is coming to!
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daemaid · 4 months ago
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I think I will show my Joker x Kermit smut fanfic to my stupid bitch of a Landlord Marsha. She always has some shit to say about the things I write. It will be good to show her uncultured ass what real art looks like.
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daemaid · 4 months ago
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daemaid · 4 months ago
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Invader Zim is the sole reason I am insecure about my height
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daemaid · 4 months ago
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I love Narinder and his rags
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