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Oh baby John. He's so squishable. I love him so much. Also young John and Nik (I like the hc that they've known each other for years, like even before he became Lieutenant) hhhh

On a different note, this pic of Nik that I haven't seen anyone mention:

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One day on leave, Nik comes home with a Chinchilla he found in a grungy pet shop, big ears folded down sadly.

When John asks him why, Nik says they belong at high altitude like him. They also hold whatever he hands them, which he demonstrates by passing his unlit cigarette up to his shoulder. The Chinchilla holds it while watching John intently. There's a pause, and then John informs Nik it won't be sleeping in the bed, before returning to his emails.

He finds Nik in bed later with a small grey ball in the middle of his chest, snuggled into the cushion of his tits. He's stroking his new friend gently while reading a book off to the side, glasses low down his nose. Nik collects sad, lonely people and makes them feel important, gives them purpose and comfort. Why would animals be any different?

John doesn't have the heart to disturb them.

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Couple of NikPrice artworks done for the COD Big Bang!!! Thank you to my writing partner GeorgethePuppet(bsky) who stepped in super last minute as a pinch hitter to save the day 🥺🧡🧡 They wrote an amazing fic to accompany these artworks and you can read it here!!

Behold modern day Nik and Price art, and then a younger Nik and Price att in the second picture that's of a scene of when they first meet. 😊

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when ya crave ya husband's marmalade so badly you turn into a bear to rely on your instinct to find that secret stash

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Couple of NikPrice artworks done for the COD Big Bang!!! Thank you to my writing partner GeorgethePuppet(bsky) who stepped in super last minute as a pinch hitter to save the day 🥺🧡🧡 They wrote an amazing fic to accompany these artworks and you can read it here!!

Behold modern day Nik and Price art, and then a younger Nik and Price att in the second picture that's of a scene of when they first meet. 😊

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they got sum to say

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Nikolai being rich is honestly one of my favourite HCs (is it a HC???), he should give Price a little gift every time they work together/he shows up unannounced. Any off hand remark Price makes about something that's caught his eye mysteriously shows up on his desk with a note or is shoved into his hands after an OP. And Price, without fail is left flustered and beet red, either mumbling a thank you or some affectionate insult.

These gifts extend to the boys also (and Laswell), though at a decreased rate. But a man's gotta look after his lover's pseudo kids after all.

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Drew a ghost for the soul

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they got sum to say

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Price with Little!Simon trying to help him with his fevers but he's so damn sick that he keeps seeing a monster instead of mama trying to help him. He thinks Mama's trying to hurt him when he tries to get Simon into clothes that aren't covered in sweat

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John absolutely despises anything that’s too hot or too cold.

Nik knows this, and one night while they’re snuggled up in their bed and John’s drifting to sleep, Nik takes his cold foot that he’s been letting chill outside the duvet for some time, shifts a bit, and puts it dead on John’s back.

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Is he still with us?

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Im the no1 Nikolai fan btw

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I am a big believer in "when the recruits get gobby the sergeants hand them over to Nik for a week".

It's unorthodox, but Price occasionally lets Nik take a week or two in the arctic/winter phases. Training like Russian special forces for a bit won't hurt any.

They come back with a whole plethora of Nik catchphrases that they rattle off randomly, sometimes pretending to smoke a fag at the same time.

"Every morning you run. Uphill. Until lungs burn. And then you may eat."

"The kettlebell turns boy into man."

"Pain is just weakness leaving body through sweat... And sometimes vomit."

"Ten pull ups? My Babushka did ten pull ups in the morning before making borscht. You will continue until your grip fails."

But, most importantly, they never backchat the sergeants again.

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Commercial airlines are hell for Nikolai solely because that rich ass is used to flying his own jets. He will whine, and he will try to convince his husband to ride his helicopter for faster deals.

However, John is a petty man. And he will damn well drag his husband across British customs and security checks. If not just to watch the man squirm under florescent lights for an excuse for the bottles of vodka and metal corsets he has hidden in his suitcases.

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hello nikprice community yer old friend is back with the massive number of four doodles

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Nik and Price small sketch

And Kate