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Well that was a lot of fun.
Probably because of all of the glitchiness and symbols, but I'm having fun thinking this is like a computer world where all the people are system parts of the computer, religion around the Anti-Virus scans, Virus monsters, and our Mail Delivery Bros.
Which I am also very happy that Mail Bros stick together. I was worried that they might be separated like Gravity Falls so it's nice they both got zapped through the portal. Even if it was after being fired.
It would be immensely funny if their job involves instant email delivery to scams and viruses like an ultimate hack. Or if they do become Hell's Postal Service. That is also fun.
On my Fibonnochi scale, I'll give this a 13. I think it's cute, the slow pace really does help set up the world and the daily lives of Squirt and Oz. How Squirt wants to be someone important and do something important in his idolization, how Oz is well meaning but can't control his mouth, yet still wants to keep his younger brother safe. And Mail. so important to give and deliver the mail. I know it's all build up for the actual mythical action next chapter but you really do need to set the stage of the mundane before you can get transferred into the magical.
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Dude, Where's My Mail
#dafukblog#DafukBro#BroChp1#DafukBro1#...are the Viruses Computer Viruses???#LMAO is email being pushed out because of Instant Messaging and ChatRooms???
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Oh well she's popular with the children.
She's going out like the classic warrior last stand
#dafukblog#DafukBro#BroChp1#DafukBro1#maybe mail bros will pop out of a portal with a letter in hand
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Why does this screen look like a Homestuck Captcha Card? Bro is MAILKIND.
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Yay! Portal AU!
#dafukblog#DafukBro#BroChp1#DafukBro1#listen I like it when they go through together#so one isn't leaving the other
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omg I know I said Gravity Falls feel but holy shit
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Neither rain nor sun nor Christian Hell
Will detain my fucking mail
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Two types of reactions when being in a horror movie
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So the agents of god fired you? Not to worry
Demons still need their mail too
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We got cell phones now. Why do we need something old as Mail anymore
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PowerPlay bullshit is the pettiness people in power aspire to have
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lol the fox head just send you to the principal's office
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so who unlocked the ancient presidential address before whatever demons dumbed the world?
or maybe it's just satan
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I was going to say something profound about what it means for someone to have purpose in their young life, but then I noticed the MineCraft Cube Trees and I can never unsee that now
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Gremlin Hobbies
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Collar Popping to successfully deflect conversation
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Mail People hold the back of the world I could never
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