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BUDDY you're a BOY you're a BIG BIG BOY you're a BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BOY you got mud on your face you BIG BIG BOY kicking your can all over the place singing WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee

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sorry wait. I contacted visa to file a complaint about the censorship stuff they've been doing and their AI. immediately threatened to kill itself?

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they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6

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RE: Battery Acid Spaghetti

Or: The Horrors Persist and I am Too Stupid to Read the Writing on the Wall

Ok so we all know the post right. Battery Acid Spaghetti. Take a cheap energy drink, sour strips, mix it up. Boom. Everyone just says “do not do this.”

Would you like to know why? Because I just did it, feel like absolute hell and think y’all deserve to know.

Okay so. I mixed it and as many mentioned it began to form a skin of caky white powder on the surface of the drink. Okay, I thought. Strange but probably harmless. That was my mistake. And so I started to drink.

I didn’t leave it to sit, so the first sips tasted completely normal. As I went on, though, it began to taste more and more metallic, like I was drinking a brick of lead and not some several metric tons of cheap gas station sugar. It felt dry in my mouth, silky, like it wanted to slither down my throat, and I was all too willing to let it. It was unpleasant to let the taste linger.

But bravely I forged on. My teeth ached from the effort. That metallic taste began to taste faintly of blood. As I ate the last strips of candy at the bottom of the glass, it began to turn to mush in my mouth, a sickly mucus that I should have understood then to be an Omen of the kind of mistake I made. My stomach hurt slightly.

Over the course of the next hour, it got worse. From a sense of nausea, onward bravely past slightly discomfort and into a sharp, overwhelming pain in my gut. As I ran up the stairs and to the bathroom I felt dizzy, beginning to sweat in what honestly could be described as the beginnings of shock.

I have been sitting by the toilet for at least the past 20 minutes, trying and failing to vomit.

So, heed my words, O internet traveler. And those of so many who met a similar fate before me.

No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.

Do Not Do This.

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Please. Also, fuck Pirate Software.

if you're in Europe PLEASE consider signing the Stop Destroying Games initiative. the deadline is July 31st 2025. i've posted about it before; it aims to create legislation for publishers to stop killing the games you pay for and to provide an end-of-life plan for live-service products. thank you!!!

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I think this has been posted on here before but this one always makes me laugh

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going on pinterest and commenting “hmm… i find this really.. pinteresting…!” on every single post i see

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I feel that if I don’t repost this somewhere every year at some point, I’m living my life incorrectly.

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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

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i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

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YODA: Luke, when gone am I... the last of the Jedi will you be...except for Ahsoka Tano, Ezra Bridger, Cal Kestis, Cere Junda, Quinlan Vos,

LUKE: ...Who?

YODA: ...Gungi- the wookiee jedi kid,

LUKE: a Wookiee Jedi?? Master, isn't that a bit tireso-

YODA: NOT finished I was...Reva, some of the other Inquisitors I bet, Oppo Rancisis- the ugly-looking tree guy from Phantom Menace, he was, Luke. And Ka-Moon Kholi, Selrahc Elous, some guy named "Naq Med" if reading this right I am,