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Aaaaaaaaah! We did something similar in my Star Wars ttrpg campaign!

We had seen some shit in the Kathol outback (including some time travelers thanks to the Kathol rift) and when we got back into core space - Qui-Gon had died to Maul, and Obi-Wan pulled a Martin Luther and released a manifesto on the holonet about everything wrong with the Jedi order. Dooku had Anakin and Shmi and was training him outside the order as well. We had to get more ships and went to Dooku to ask for money, so we ended up getting to take young Anakin to Mon Cal to experience ~~WATER~~ (every game needs a beach episode equivalent)

Sadly work schedules fucked over our ST and we didn't get to continue. We were aiming to stop Palpy before he went full Empire.

Fires on the Outer Rim

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Mermay 21-30 by Christophe Young

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Genuine friendly summer reminder for my fellow fat people.

We have more body than skinny people so we also contain more water and therefore need to drink more. 2 Litres is something skinny people need to drink we need more. I aim for 4 litres a day.

While any waterbased liquid is good try to not drink all 4 litres in coke or soda. I absolutley do recommend sport drinks or similar things. Fat people like us, or at least me, sweat a lot in this heat even without sport. Refill those electrolytes. Your body will thank you.

My go to drink at home is a 2 litre jug of water with just enough store bought raspberry or orange syrup that it has a taste thats not water.

Please stay hydrated in this heat and take care of your body. Its the only one you have.

(If you clown on fat people in tags/replies/comments I will hunt you for sport)

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Kiss thy knights

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breakfast of 2.5 coffees and a loose handful of very sour candy my body is going to invent a fifth humor

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this hit me like a truck

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Dear self,

Congratulations, you made it through another orbit! There were times you definitely wanted off this ride, but you held fast. You started making stuff again, and you're spending your energy wisely. Hell, you have managed to quell the Brain Weasels when they want to anxiety spiral pretty regularly. Therapy is providing good tools, and you've been putting in the work.

Keep going. I love you. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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Miss Piggy’s Treasury of Art Masterpieces from the Kermitage Collection is a picture book featuring sixteen (minus the “The Birth of Venus” parody) different muppet parodies of famous artwork, edited by Henry Beard and illustrated by John E. Barrett, and published by Holt, Rinehart and Winston in 1984.

A majority of the illustrations were originally from the Miss Piggy’s Art Masterpiece Calendar which were all reprinted with commentary from Miss Piggy herself and new additions that expanded on the “Kermitage Collection” from the calendar.

illustrations continued:

Henri Rousseau. The Sleepy Zootsy.

Rembrant van Rijn. Arisfroggle Contemplating the Bust of a Twerp.

Jan Vermeer. Young Lady Adorning Herself with Pearls (and Why Not?).

Grant Wood. American Gothique.

Pablo Picasso. Pig Before a Mirror.

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fat lib ink

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ToToDental - Only the Best Dental Care for your Pokémon Companions!

*Don't forget to schedule your Pokémon's annual check-up!*

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went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, the stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!

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This is the highest compliment I can bestow, but Dungeon Meshi reads like it was written for, if not by, Terry Pratchett.

Oh, you have a dungeon with monsters and adventurers? How does it work? Who pays? How do you get enough supplies? People will eat anything when hungry; do they eat the monsters? People will cook feasts from rotten meat and weeds; what feasts can you make with monsters?

By the way, here is a terrible pun about soup.

You want heroes to have peril, but also to live? Easy! Just have a ressurection spell. Well how does it work? What's the point? What would people give to live forever? What would people give to die?

Here's a dwarf whose magical shield is a wok.

And if they come back, it still hurts right? Do people remember? What happens if they forget that, outside of the dungeon, they can't come back? What if the thing that brings them back also ties them to the dungeon more and more, changes them, makes them different without knowing why.

Whilst you were thinking about that, the halfling founded an adventurers guild. It's an actual union with dues etc. btw he's a deadbeat dad apart from this.

The dwarf from earlier carries familial trauma that will haunt you for the next decade. The protagonist holds his sister's skull as the first proof that there is anything left of her. The two female leads share a love so deep that giving it a name would pollute it. The protagonist's sword is a mollusc.

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me flirting, “so… you wanna see my books?”

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This year, I'm gonna do all the things alone that I've been waiting to do with someone else. Solo aquarium trips, trips to the museum, movies, festivals, the beach. No more putting my life on pause because I don't have someone to spend it with