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im gonna fucking cry

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A devastating attack by a Rock Hyrax.

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BREAKING: Undertale stageplay in development, in collaboration with songwriter Lin Manuel Miranda

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tiger tale toys 🐀🐁

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crybaby learns how to swim - subtitled

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wagoo wagoo

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Trapped

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House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski moodboard

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Wheb i die fuck ig i wanna go to hell csuse i got hit with a mario cart blue shell

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d100 Table of Mediocre Treasure (value: $0-10)

Roll of antacids

Asparagus tongs

Bagel

Ball of twine

Bent paperclip animal

Bezeling planisher

Book of matches

Bottle of hand sanitizer

Bottle of lemon juice

Bottle of Sovereign Glue with the lid stuck on

Bottle of vinegar

Box of toothpicks (x30)

Breath-freshener strips

Bust of local ruler (pocket-size)

Can (roll d6: Beans, Corn, Chicken Soup, Tomato Paste, Dog Food, Treasure)

Celery-vase

Chapstick

Chalk

Cherry-pitter/olive-stoner

Chopsticks (one pair, reusable)

Chicken bones (2d4)

Clipboard

Coffee mug (boring)

Coffee mug (humorous/novelty)

Coin: brass farthing

Coin: double-headed quarter

Coin: lucky dime

Coin: rare nickel

Collectible figurine (roll d10: 1-7 common, 8-10 slightly rare)

Condom (still in wrapper)

Cool feather (not magic)

Cool rock (not magic)

Coupon for half-price at local tradesperson (see Table of Tradespeople, https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/631120108774948864/)

Date stamp

Decent pen

Decorative gourd (inedible)

Doorknob of unknown origin

Ear candle

Ear plugs

Edible mushroom (non-psychedelic)

Egg slicer

Empty vintage soda can that collectors insist is valuable

Fake gem

Fake mustache

Five dollar bill

Fly whisk

Garden-haxby

Guitar string

Hair pick

Handful of paper napkins

Handful of sauce packets (roll d6: ketchup, mustard, mayo, BBQ, zesty ranch, Goodberry)

Hard-boiled egg

Horseshoe

Humorous novelty headband (roll d4: cat ears, unicorn horn, demon horns, Beholder eyestalks)

Incense (see Table of Scents & Flavors, https://randomitemdrop.tumblr.com/post/631160696571314176/)

IOU from local Orc

Jar (roll d8: spaghetti sauce, salsa, sofrito, dry pasta, marmalade, cocktail onions, glitter, empty but it’s still a pretty nice jar)

Library card

Lint roller

Lunchable

Makeup mirror

Makeup brushes

Nail clippers and file

Novelty rubber dog doo

Opera glasses

Orange Circus Peanuts (3d6)

Packet of gum

Packet of instant oatmeal

Packet of spices

Pad of sticky notes

Pair of socks (roll d10: 1-3 plain white tube socks, 4-6 black dress socks, 7-9 poorly-knitted homemade socks, 10 amusing novelty print socks)

Peanut butter wrench

Political button for locally popular candidate

Political button for locally unpopular candidate

Pop Tart

Protractor

Reading glasses

Replacement shirt button

Runcible spoon

Safety razor

Scrunchie

Selfie stick

Silly-Straw

Slap bracelet

Small wooden crab-mallet

Smelling-salts

Snoring strips

Souvenir hat (roll d12: local harvest festival, local fertility festival, famous traveling musician, famous traveling morality-play, obscure cult-classic traveling morality-play, faraway city, enemy empire, tourist attraction two towns over, local funfair, local baseball team, local rival baseball team, Outer Planes)

Squeaky rubber hot dog

Squeegee

Step-stool

Tape gun

Teabag

Tooth of unknown origin

Tube of acne ointment (roll d4: 1-3 anti-acne, 4 pro-acne)

Turnip-twaddler

Universal ten-silvers-off coupon

Wax flower

Wig (roll d4: Fashionable, Unfashionable, Clown, Rave)

Yo-yo

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“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

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Stegosaurus. Animal Ghosts. Edited by Claudia Clow. Illustrated by Walt Disney Productions. 1971.

Internet Archive

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i am indifferent towards your shoelaces

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