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these three scenes in Airplane! come one right after another and together they form the most lethal sequence in cinema history

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today at work a toddler in a high chair patted me on the arm to get my attention, then when i crouched down and asked him what’s up, he pointed at the table full of chatty old ladies across the aisle and said “NOISE” and i have never in my life been more delighted by a guest complaint

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Tag Yourself!

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when you nat 1 an investigation check

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first thing i say to my self in the morning

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please take this compilation of this man’s tiktoks of his ferrets and ducks

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Honestly that gif of that dude brushing away the dog-shaped pile of hair gives me so much stress. I see a dog and feel immediate love, and then I feel loss directly after.

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When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from

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Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

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a rating of all the frogs in my neighbors’ frog-themed bathroom

very round and good! his face shows an emotion that i can’t quite describe. 10/10

here we have an arts and crafts frog! he has a nice figure but his lack of eyes is unsettling. 6/10

this is a truly excellent frog, he’s going places and he doesn’t care how long it takes. 12/10 for realism.

this frog looks like he’s having a cheeky little giggle at you for being in the bathroom for so long. something about him unsettles me. 2/10

this is the woodchime frog. he watches you smugly. i don’t like how he’s watching me, 5/10 because he’s kinda cute anyway

i hate it. 0/10

this fellow is perched right next to the toilet. one eye stares directly at your back, while the other looks at the wall. 6/10 good frog shape but still very unsettling

a truly excellent pair of comrades! double frog points 20/10

it’s Awful. -5/10

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The ‘Double Tree of Casorzo’ near Piemonte, Italy, is unique because it’s actually two trees in one: a cherry tree growing on top of a mulberry tree. Source Source 2 Source 3

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please put “yeeted the fuck off this mortal coil” on my tombstone

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Evansville Press, Indiana, February 5, 1912