When I get into a new fandom I always write down my favorite quotes. I figured I’d do something with them. Submissions are welcome; please include the source! I try to avoid clear spoilers and stick to things that are meaningful/funny even for someone who hasn’t seen the source material.
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"He's died enough times to not think he's immortal."
- Overly Sarcastic Productions
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“The true evils of the world are colonialist hegemony and pink glitter.”
— Wednesday Addams (by Whitney Avalon)
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“This is the climax of the book, so obviously there’s fuckery afoot.”
— Strange Æons
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“You’re thanking me? Is the world ending tomorrow?”
“Rest assured, if it was a matter of the world ending I wouldn’t stop to thank you.”
— Ikemen Vampire
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“She immediately offers to get naked. As women do! But instead she leaves to go on a date with her boyfriend.”
— Overly Sarcastic Productions
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“Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.”
— The Amelia Project
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“You’ve made an enemy this Friday.”
“...it’s Tuesday.”
— Wynonna Earp
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“Stick with me, boys. I’ll teach you all the forest hustles.”
— Adventure Time
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“There should be more to love than ‘it did not kill me.’ More than ‘I survived it.’”
— Perchance to Dream
#perchance to dream#lisa mantchev#Beatrice Shakespeare smith#book quotes#daily fandom quotes#fandom quotes#quotes
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“I have seasonal depression. But I used to have seasonal depression and wet socks.”
— Strange Æons
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“I got something better.”
“What’s better than dynamite?”
“Boobs.”
— Wynonna Earp
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“This feels like a consolation prize. Am I being pitied?”
“Yes, absolutely.”
— Critical Role: Mighty Nein
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“Intelligence doesn’t make you less prone to taking on bad ideas, it just makes you better at defending them.”
— The Magnus Archives
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"It's a metal sign with big red letters on it, and that makes it legally binding."
— Phineas and Ferb
#phineas and ferb#phineas & ferb#phineas flynn#ferb fletcher#daily fandom quotes#fandom quotes#quotes
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“Look, if you get us out of this, I promise I won’t hate you. I will just dislike you a reasonable amount.”
— She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
#she ra#she ra spop#she ra reboot#she ra and the princesses of power#spop#she ra pop#she ra quotes#daily fandom quotes#fandom quotes#quotes
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“Wait, so I’m radioactive? Why don’t I have superpowers?”
“Babe, we all feel cheated.”
— Leverage
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“You’re really not helping.”
“I’m not trying to.”
— The Magnus Archives
#the magnus archives podcast#the magnus institute#the magnus archives#magnus archives#tma#tma quotes#daily fandom quotes#fandom quotes#quotes
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