I know everything about jerma. hopefully, with this blog, you too will learn all that you need to know.
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fact! I have to go underground… hopefully you’ve learned enough
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fact! Jerma knows so many things… things you can’t figure out how he found out about…
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fact! Jerma can’t hear everything at once, but he knows where to listen in… he knows where you are now
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fact! Jerma can hear through walls… across miles… can hear more than you know
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fact! Jerma destroyed the evidence so don’t bother looking for it
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fact! He survived the great extinction event of 2029
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fact! Jerma has a badass tattoo on his lower back
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fact! Jerma is still working on his apple pie recipe… one day he might perfect it
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fact! He is an avid beanie baby collector
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fact! Jerma was disappointed to discover goombas aren’t real and mushrooms in reality don’t walk around or have faces or anything
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fact! Jerma humbly declined an interview with me over email
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fact! Jerma is currently teaching someone how to dougie
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fact! Jerma’s preferred browser is internet explorer
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fact! He invented left handed scissors. Thought it was about time left handed people had something good for once
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fact! jerma enjoys plastic vampire teeth, you know the kind they sell around Halloween
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fact! Jerma is rootin’ and tootin’
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