daily-out-of-context-quotes

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Day 30:

Quote number 50:

Last time I did that, I was in a jail cell

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Day 29:

Quote number 57:

Have you nutttapped me yet?

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Day 28:

Quote number 71:

Thank you for allowing me to cause 9/11

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Day 27:

Quote number 43:

Yay Dirty

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Day 26:

Quote number 411:

No more poop, I've had enough

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Day 25:

Quote number 168

She drugged me

There was no real drugging involved

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Day 24:

Quote number 134:

Person 1: Okay so who's good cop and who's bad cop?

Person 2: I'm a chair.

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Day 23:

Quote number 124:

You locked her in a cage, which was right

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Day 22:

Quote number 479:

Fix it so it’s no longer an orphan

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Day 21:

Quote number 424:

Why can’t it just play out like history, where Hitler shits himself?

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Day 20:

Quote number 289:

Person 1: A jew

Person 2: Bless you

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Day 19:

Quote number 369:

If you rolled a 20 you’d be a Lego

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Day 18:

Quote number 352:

I want to be black!...Why can't I be a black robot!?

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Day 17:

Quote number 3:

And that’s how the zombie apocalypse starts, daddy issues.

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Day 16:

Quote number 65:

Wow your father died

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Day 15:

Quote number 61:

I’m a metaphor for cancer

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Day 14:

Quote number 487:

I’m not a baguette