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Hey so I was thinking too hard and I realized looking at Ratbag's face it's kind of unclear how old he is

Like, let's be real, even for an uruk his face looks kind of worn, now whether that's just because he's lived a really hard life or because he's actually an unhealthy 30-40 year old plagues me

In your opinion, how old is he? Not necessarily an exact number but is he 20 something or 40 something? Or something else?

i do agree with you that ratbag does look a lot more weathered then other uruks but i think i personally would say i think most of that might be from the sheer amount this little bastard has been beaten up and dragged around

he doesn’t exactly strike me as an old soul. like he knows plenty enough to be useful but he has a pretty goofy naivety about some things and that makes me wanna put him on the younger side

i definitely don’t think he’s in his twenties but i don’t think he’s older then talion was when he died. he very much gives me younger then talion vibes. like to say the guy has probably broken several bones, is generally crap in a fight and does his damn hardest to do jack shit in every mission he joins u on, he’s a pretty energetic lil goober

i think he’d maybe be around his late 30s - 40s coz u can still be pretty energetic at that age and he just doesn’t strike me as a 50 - 60 year old. like that’s a scheming smelly gremlin of a man who still thinks he’s the shit

this freak has not faced the mortality of old age yet and honestly i’d pay to see the crisis he has once he does

anyway i think him, az-harto and bruz are around the same age and those two ologs definitely seem younger then talion to me

this is the energy talion and his idiot uruk/olog posse give me

like you stuck the experienced older guy at work with a bunch of new interns

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ratbag’s favourite pony is apple jack

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happy pride month to all the gay forts out there (all the forts are gay)

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i forgot his twatting nose ring

this is so embarrassing

Could you draw my favorite bag o' rats with a kitty cat please?

chat chat ignore how ugly this is, it's half 1 in the morning

i dont know if the orcs have ever seen a cat but its just funnier if they havent

anyway keep the requests coming

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hope this hasn’t been done before

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So last night’s dream was… interesting. Personally there’s little I’m more thankful for than the various ways to eat potatoes. 

Also what is consistent drawing style? Does Mordor have any potatoes? Why does the effort change in each picture? Why not let the hobbits and uruks emote with ears? Why are they in a white space?

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Could you draw my favorite bag o' rats with a kitty cat please?

chat chat ignore how ugly this is, it's half 1 in the morning

i dont know if the orcs have ever seen a cat but its just funnier if they havent

anyway keep the requests coming

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ratbag would say gay rights

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i do really appreciate all the motivating messages to write fics but given that i haven't even watched the lotr films i somehow don't think the books are getting read anytime soon

i'm getting to the films though

eventually

one day i will read all ratbag fanfic ever written but unfortunately if i read any fic i start thinking “hey i should try this” and then proceed to write the most dogshit ass piece of work ever put to paper

and nobody needs to suffer that, least of all me

but like if i ever do start using my brain to read words again i might do a weekly ratbag book review (fic review)

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ratbag (or just generally shadow of mordor/war) art requests will always be open on this blog <3

i may take like forever to get to them but i need to get some more orc drawing practice so i wanna hear everyone’s lil goober ideas <3

just shove ‘em in my ask box

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chat don’t worry, i’ll support the orc appreciation cause through art and shitposts instead <3

one day i will read all ratbag fanfic ever written but unfortunately if i read any fic i start thinking “hey i should try this” and then proceed to write the most dogshit ass piece of work ever put to paper

and nobody needs to suffer that, least of all me

but like if i ever do start using my brain to read words again i might do a weekly ratbag book review (fic review)

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one day i will read all ratbag fanfic ever written but unfortunately if i read any fic i start thinking “hey i should try this” and then proceed to write the most dogshit ass piece of work ever put to paper

and nobody needs to suffer that, least of all me

but like if i ever do start using my brain to read words again i might do a weekly ratbag book review (fic review)

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I made that Cheers meme. Here's another one I made a while ago.

omg it’s beautiful

anyone and everyone please feel free to send your ratbag shitposts to my ask box. they belong in my mental gallery

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begging you to send any ratbag memes you make to the ask box they need to see the light of day and specifically be seen by me

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no prob homeslice

pretty princess

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keep up the hard work bestie

@thefaearealwaysamongyou currently winning my favourite reblog award

no pressure to everyone else

and yes he does have two hands

and i am holding them both