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Eyala: Ah, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this Audrey: Maybe we would if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE

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They're open now! Have fun

My queue has exactly one post left so I'm gonna open my askbox and let you guys submit quotes there

If you're wondering how this is going to work it'll be like a "your fave is ___" thing where you submit the quote and then I queue it and put a "submitted by @bob" at the bottom

Am I making sense? I don't think I'm making sense

Eh whatever

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My queue has exactly one post left so I'm gonna open my askbox and let you guys submit quotes there

If you're wondering how this is going to work it'll be like a "your fave is ___" thing where you submit the quote and then I queue it and put a "submitted by @bob" at the bottom

Am I making sense? I don't think I'm making sense

Eh whatever

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Miriam: We need to talk about- Audrey: The building was already on fire when I got here Miriam: What Audrey: What

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Audrey: I'm gay and confused Audrey: Not about being gay, I just never know what's going on

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Kiwi: I've already sent the good vibes your way… They're coming, there's nothing you can do to stop them Miriam: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up

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Kiwi: (pushing on a door that clearly says "pull") Audrey, filming: Push harder

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Mask: What the happ is heckening

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Viola: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... Is me. That's right, another year of friendship; your membership has been renewed

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Miriam: Okay, maybe playing "whose family is the most dysfunctional" wasn't the best idea we've ever had. Kiwi's been crying in the bathroom for an hour and we can't get them out

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Audrey: What's a word in between sad and mad Miriam: Disgruntled, desolate, miserable- Kiwi: Smad

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Audrey, holding a salt packet: It's just a bit of sodium chloride Miriam: Actually Audrey it's salt Audrey: That's what I said; sodium chloride Miriam: (takes salt packet from Audrey) This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong.

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Miriam: Eya, give me patience- Audrey: Don't you mean strength? Miriam: If Eya gave me strength you'd be dead

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Kiwi, holding a pot of coffee and a bowl of cereal: What if instead of putting milk in my cereal, I put coffee Miriam, walking past and taking the bowl: What if you didn't

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Eyala: Just be yourself. Say something nice Audrey: Which one? I can't do both

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Police officer: You have the right to remain silent Mask: I choose to waive that right! Mask: (screams)