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My succulents make me smile ☺️💕🌿

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farmers market today

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My gorgeous succulent, just looking beautiful.

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welcome to the world lil fella 16/08/14

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from today

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my aunt’s cacti corner and our own little babies in the kitchen

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finally brought my favorite baby outside for some photos!

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this is important please spread

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mr succulent gettin’ some light

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i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

is that magic??

honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

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i know you guys are done with ferguson news because its not “”“”trendy”“”” anymore but an eight year old child was hit with tear gas

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tony takes it upon himself to aggressively set Steve up on dates because he thinks Steve spends way too much time by himself or doodling. Obviously some of Tony’s ideas of a good ‘match’ for Steve are pretty off, but Nat, who has been crashing at Steve’s more and more frequently, is delighted to help Steve by weeding out the awful ones. 

These potential “dates,” more than happy to go out with a gorgeous blonde and not seeing him for much more than that, come to Steve’s door to find a snarky, gum-chewing redhead. 

All of them tell different stories to their friends afterward:

"his CRAZY lesbian roommate told me ‘i want to have your adopted babies’ and tried to shave my head"

"He has this weird younger sister who i think is part of a cult; she said she only eats 30% post-consumer recycled fiber and was tap dancing to swedish death metal"

"This lady dressed like Jessica Rabbit was sitting on top of his refrigerator talking about how she used to be a police officer in Transylvania, then fell in love with a boy named Jesse and burned down a fish farm?"

"I mean she would’ve been gorgeous but she had about twenty ponytails on her head and wouldn’t let me in while waving a fake lightsaber and making ‘vwoom’ noises"

"She tried to convince me she was Jareth, the Goblin King? she had all this weird makeup on and told me my new name was Sarah."

"I don’t look anything like Vladimir Putin but she just wouldn’t let it go and then stopped speaking in English entirely and switched to Russian or something."

"She threw a dead fish at me"

"She told me that steve isn’t a real person and that he’s actually a man that lives in her finger? and then asked me a lot about pirates?"

"Whenever i tried to talk she would just start laughing really loud."

"I know steve is like, you know gorgeous and tall but honestly reenacting star trek episodes with his weird friend for hours isn’t worth it"

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